I heard it from a friend

[knelson]

so what do you think she said?

 

I love it when people sing songs and mangle the words so they sound like a Melvins song or something

 

I always thought she said some strange pronounciation of "saucy". Didn't make much sense, but wtf... it was just a song.

[olyclimber]

gonna use my-my-my saucy

[Dru]

The ants are my friends, its blowin in the wind.

[sobo]

Oh, she says

"sidestep"

I always wondered...

 

I always thought she said "soft sell"

[Dru]

Gonna use my softshell

[Dru]

I used to think that "Under The Boardwalk" was "I Met An Aaardvark" btw

[Ducknut]

gonna use my-my-my saucy

 

Is it "I am going to use my imagination"? Or "I am going to use my Invagination"?

[sobo]

Gonna use my softshell

 

Now there's a tune that could hit the charts around here...

[bunglehead]

Tangerines and elephants are playin in the band?

[sobo]

Isn't that a little too much "pre-80s"...?

[knelson]

Well... here ya go. I was going to post this just for the heck of it...

 

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women

No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark

Everyone around me is a total stranger

Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger

 

... and come to find out it's "cyclone ranger" and NOT "psyched lone ranger" like I've thought all along. Personally... I think my version makes more sense. But whatever.

[olyclimber]

Little sister

By the record machine

Tiny dancer

Such a sweet sixteen

She's goin' out

She's gonna party tonight

She's gonna shake

And make it last all night

Little brother's

Gotta a drivin' machine

Fast driver

Such a clean machine

They're goin' out

They're gonna put out the lights

They're gonna rock it, rock it, rock it

You can still rock in America

[chirp]

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women

No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark

Everyone around me is a total stranger

Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger

 

[olyclimber]

the dude on the far right has a hairdo to rawk the ages.

[Dechristo]

Wasn't he in the Bay City Rollers?

[Mr._Natural]

Lookin' in your eyes I see a paradise

This world that I've found is too good to be true

Standin' here beside ya, want so much to give you

This love in my heart that I'm feelin' for you

 

Let 'em say we're crazy, I don't care about that

Put your hand in my hand, baby, don't ever look back

Let the world around us just fall apart

Baby, we can make it if we're heart-to-heart

 

And we can build this dream together

Standing strong forever

Nothing's gonna stop us now

And if this world runs out of lovers

We'll still have each other

Nothing's gonna stop us, nothing's gonna stop us now, whoa no

 

I'm so glad I found you, I'm not gonna lose you

Whatever it takes, I will stay here with you

Take you to the good times, see you through the bad times

Whatever it takes is what I'm gonna do

[Dru]

oh you got a nickel and i got a dime

like to get to know you but i havent got the time

youve got to walk like a mannequin, roll like a tire

act and react, dodge the big spud fryer

and wiggle on the bottom, wiggle on the top

[archenemy]

ho ho ho

ho ho ho

look at me yeah

but I don't look at you

but that's the same

hm but never spoken

oh oh oh oh

you think I'm hail

we set you rude

your sweet are kid of bizarre

[Dru]

Bill Barilko disappeared that summer

He was on a fishing trip

The last goal he ever scored

Won the Leafs the Cup

They didn't win another 'til 1962

The year he was discovered.

[olyclimber]

Sunshine

on my shoulder

makes me happy

[knelson]

oh just effin great. now i have THAT song running through my head. thanks. just effin thanks.

[Dru]

Sunshine

on my Nodder

makes me happy

[Squid]

Well you came and you gave without taking

but I sent you away, oh Mandy

well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking

And I need you today, oh Mandy

[knelson]

Well... OK. At least John Denver is out of my head now.

[sobo]

Yah, but replaced by The Manilow?

 

oh, almost forgot my agebottom: