archenemy Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 What is that movie where the guy meets some girl and then leave 50 bazillion messages on her voicemail? Swingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 I'm talkin' that me and Dot are swingers, as in "to swing." I'm talkin' about wife swappin'. I'm talkin' about what they call nowadays open marriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Say, that reminds me, How many Pollocks does it take to screw up a light bulb? THREE! Â No, wait... I told it wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 I'm talkin' that me and Dot are swingers, as in "to swing." I'm talkin' about wife swappin'. I'm talkin' about what they call nowadays open marriage. Â That term was coined in the 70's. Swing on, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehead Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Hey little sister what have you done Hey little sister who's the only one Hey little sister who's your superman Hey little sister who's the one you want Hey little sister shot gun! Â It's a nice day to start again It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 22, 2005 Author Share Posted July 22, 2005 (Oh here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up (Oh here she comes) She's a maneater (Oh here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up (Oh here she comes) She's a maneater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Shot through the heart And you’re to blame You give love a bad name I play my part and you play your game You give love a bad name You give love a bad name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stonehead Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 You're motoring What's your price for flight In finding mister right You'll be all right tonight Babe, you know You're growing up so fast Mommy's worrying That you won't last to say Let's play Sister Christian There's so much in life Don't you give it up Before your time is due It's true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Will someone put these crooners out of our misery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 22, 2005 Author Share Posted July 22, 2005 "There's so much in life" Â just think about it, ok? "There's so much in life" Â these are words to live by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 There's so much in life...you cannot stand? Â There's so much in life...you could be doing? Â There's so much in life...that shouldn't be allowed, like the regurgitation of corny 80s pop music? Â We walk the same path, my friend. So, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 My Co-worker just saw this sung in VEGAS!! Yup...Pat still tours!!  Well you’re the real tough cookie with the long history Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me That’s o.k., lets see how you do it Put up your dukes, lets get down to it! Hit me with your best shot! Why don’t you hit me with your best shot! Hit me with your best shot! Fire away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 I like a man with a slow hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Conway Twitty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 don't stop believing. hold on to the feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 "Death by stereo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 My Co-worker just saw this sung in VEGAS!! Yup...Pat still tours!! Well you’re the real tough cookie with the long history Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me That’s o.k., lets see how you do it Put up your dukes, lets get down to it! Hit me with your best shot! Why don’t you hit me with your best shot! Hit me with your best shot! Fire away!  http://www.emeraldqueen.com/entertainment.aspx?e=1189  ...and Air Supply is coming in September! Woohoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 btw....he just left me a VM! acted like nothing was wrong. "Hey you, it's me...just calling to see what you're up to. Heading to the chiropractor at 4, I'll call ya when I get done."Â yeah..no hey, sorry I didn't call sooner?? WTF!! hmm..so I suppose I can't be mad....or can I? hey wait..why didn't my phone ring? why'd it go straight to VM? hmm.. Â Â Jeezis GoddallMIGHTY, woman!!! you examine, and usually end up complaining about, every little nitpicky detail under the sun!! Â my advice to you ..... in case yer interested, which you probably aren't, but what the hell... GET THERAPY. stop telling a bunch of sprayers (er, I mean climbers) about your dating woes and go talk to a therapist about it all. Â worked for me. my current girlfriend has a few flaws, but she's also way awesome in about 1000 other ways...... and I largely credit my former therapist with helping me learn to not expect perfection... to see past a few flaws when the rest of the package has a damn lot of good qualities...... for certain reasons, this particular relationship probably ain't meant to last forever, but it has at least let me take a nice 15+ month hiatus from the dating "scene". Â Â and don't worry MG.... contrary to common misconception, going to a therapist does not make you sick, neurotic, or depressed. it makes you someone who wants to improve their life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I get my therapy in a bottle!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 it's not working Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 works good enough for me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I'm talkin' that me and Dot are swingers, as in "to swing." I'm talkin' about wife swappin'. I'm talkin' about what they call nowadays open marriage. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 She's a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub her the right way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 She's bin lookin' like a queen in a sailor's dream And she don't always say what she really means Sometimes I think it's a shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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