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The news is just chock a block full of wonderfully spray-worthy items. If you all can't do something with this stuff, you don't deserve to call yourselves sprayers. Let's see what have we got?

 

We have the group of body piercers who hang from meat hooks who got tossed out of the Fremont Solstice Parade with the suggest they go try the Gay Pride Parade instead.

 

We have the story about Terry Schiavo's autopsy report. Enough said.

 

We have the story in Science Magazine about research into how Sherpas carry heavy loads. Cool.

 

Finally, we have a story about an imported breed of rodents (aka giant snaffles) called nutria on the loose in Skagit County.

 

It's a great, great day! fruit.gif

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We have the group of body piercers who hang from meat hooks who got tossed out of the Fremont Solstice Parade with the suggest they go try the Gay Pride Parade instead.

where's the pictures? I need pictures hellno3d.gif

 

We have the story about Terry Schiavo's autopsy report. Enough said.

I hope we never have to hear about her again

 

We have the story in Science Magazine about research into how Sherpas carry heavy loads. Cool.

ummm, they pick it up and carry them? That is how most people carry stuff confused.gif

 

Finally, we have a story about an imported breed of rodents (aka giant snaffles) called nutria on the loose in Skagit County.

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Nutria have been in SW Washington (in the Columbia) for years. Hardly news. They are bad news for marshes, native wildlife and dogs. You don't want your dog to get cornered by them. The dog might win the war but it'll likely get a few real big holes in its body from the big snaffle teeth.

 

By the way I kill everyone I see, everytime I see them.

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Does anyone remember the nutria fur had episode from Seinfeld? Maybe this will just lead to a population explosion of martins. They seem about the right size to eat those things.

 

Either that or it's time for a Nutria/Hook Guy boxing_smiley.gif

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Photos of realy large Giant nutria hanging from hooks in the Nodder parade has got to be AT LEAST benchmark A3+ on the Minnesota scale.

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Nutria have been in SW Washington (in the Columbia) for years. Hardly news. They are bad news for marshes, native wildlife and dogs. You don't want your dog to get cornered by them. The dog might win the war but it'll likely get a few real big holes in its body from the big snaffle teeth.

 

By the way I kill everyone I see, everytime I see them.

 

Humans have been in SW Washington (in the Columbia) for years. Hardly news. They are bad news for marshes, native wildlife and sheep. You don't want sheep to get cornered by them. The sheep might win the war but it'll likely get a few real big holes in its body from the Polish guy.

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What about 42 year old Tom Cruise Proposing to 26 year old Katie Holmes in Paris?? hmm..now that's good news!! Good little catholic girl converting to sciencetology...hmm I give their marraige 1 year and 3 months...wages?? anyone??

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Well, it is all very plausible. Evil Xenu enslaved human beings with psychic influence. Anyway, I'm typing this post with my will power alone...no need to tire my fingers. I hope Katie enjoys her audit.

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What about 42 year old Tom Cruise Proposing to 26 year old Katie Holmes in Paris?? hmm..now that's good news!! Good little catholic girl converting to sciencetology...hmm I give their marraige 1 year and 3 months...wages?? anyone??
What with the modern prenup, he can afford to upgrade.
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Good little catholic girl converting to sciencetology...hmm I give their marraige 1 year and 3 months...wages?? anyone??

Because of the philosophy of L. Ron? Because of Tom Cruising? Because of her aversion to bestiality? Because the Mayan calendar is off by five years?

Your speculative reasons?

 

I'm thinking Mr. Hubbard dubbed da faith "Scientology"... I could be wrong.

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For Gary Y:

 

"You're missing the ENTIRE point of joining a University Mountaineering Club:

 

Become the gear secretary spend the budget on your own climbing gear and trips to Font then buy some some second hand kit and pass it off as new gear for the freshers, Scare the shit out of them on their first trip out to a crag they never return to the club leaving just your mates the money and the gear...scam complete... we did this for 3 years running"

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For Gary Y:

 

"You're missing the ENTIRE point of joining a University Mountaineering Club:

 

Become the gear secretary spend the budget on your own climbing gear and trips to Font then buy some some second hand kit and pass it off as new gear for the freshers, Scare the shit out of them on their first trip out to a crag they never return to the club leaving just your mates the money and the gear...scam complete... we did this for 3 years running"

 

If they think that that is the prime benefit of running a university climbing club, they are really missing out. pitty.gif

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