bunglehead Posted April 28, 2005 Posted April 28, 2005 Co worker who shall remain nameless: "So, uh dude, did you watch "American Idol" last night?" me: "Uh, no dude, I can't watch that show. It hurts my brain and it fucking sucks." cwwsrn:"Yeah, well the only reason I'm watching is because my girlfriend MADE ME, and now I'm hooked" me: "damn dude, you're pretty whipped" cwwsrn: "Yeah, well I told her I draw the line at soaps. I'm not watching soaps. No way." me: "Way to stick up for yourself" cwwsrn: "Well, a man can only be pushed so far, but I like American Idol now. It's really interesting." Quote
mec Posted April 28, 2005 Posted April 28, 2005 I can hear the crack of that whip all the way over here. Never seen American Idol, but from all the hype and shit in the news I have seen, it sure looks like it sucks. No way could you get me to watch that. Quote
selkirk Posted April 28, 2005 Posted April 28, 2005 his "girlfriend" made him watch it huh? Methinks they deserve each other and will have happy, vapid children, who will also like American Idol. The species was perpetuated, and it was good. Quote
mec Posted April 28, 2005 Posted April 28, 2005 The species was perpetuated, and it was good. I thought natural selection was supposed to take care of these idiots... Quote
foraker Posted April 28, 2005 Posted April 28, 2005 only if they are watching tv in the middle of I-5... Quote
Dechristo Posted April 28, 2005 Posted April 28, 2005 The feces was perpetuated, and it was good. Quote
bunglehead Posted April 28, 2005 Author Posted April 28, 2005 Around these parts, "natural selection" means "Fat Wal Mart shoppers fucking and procreating, so the kids can play in the mud patch out behind the duplex while mommy and daddy drink Steel Reserve at 7:30 in the morning, sing along to "Witchy Woman" "Little Pink Houses" and "Shakin" while their "friends" come over to drink with them and get spun out on the latest very bad for you "100% Biker Made White Drug of the Minute" and smoke cheap mexican shake and Kools. Quote
archenemy Posted April 28, 2005 Posted April 28, 2005 Around these parts, "natural selection" means "Fat Wal Mart shoppers fucking and procreating, so the kids can play in the mud patch out behind the duplex while mommy and daddy drink Steel Reserve at 7:30 in the morning, sing along to "Witchy Woman" "Little Pink Houses" and "Shakin" while their "friends" come over to drink with them and get spun out on the latest very bad for you "100% Biker Made White Drug of the Minute" and smoke cheap mexican shake and Kools. That took me back to my childhood.... Quote
rbw1966 Posted April 28, 2005 Posted April 28, 2005 Around these parts, "natural selection" means "Fat Wal Mart shoppers fucking and procreating, so the kids can play in the mud patch out behind the duplex while mommy and daddy drink Steel Reserve at 7:30 in the morning, sing along to "Witchy Woman" "Little Pink Houses" and "Shakin" while their "friends" come over to drink with them and get spun out on the latest very bad for you "100% Biker Made White Drug of the Minute" and smoke cheap mexican shake and Kools. You live in Lents? Quote
foraker Posted April 28, 2005 Posted April 28, 2005 i wonder if they complain about those 'seattle commie pinko fags' and vote republican? ;-) Quote
spicoli11 Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 I think if you smoke enough meth....paula abdul looks like a woman Quote
whirlwind Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 Around these parts, "natural selection" means "Fat Wal Mart shoppers fucking and procreating, so the kids can play in the mud patch out behind the duplex while mommy and daddy drink Steel Reserve at 7:30 in the morning, sing along to "Witchy Woman" "Little Pink Houses" and "Shakin" while their "friends" come over to drink with them and get spun out on the latest very bad for you "100% Biker Made White Drug of the Minute" and smoke cheap mexican shake and Kools. That took me back to my childhood.... kinda scary but me too, cept insert circle k or seven11 not walmart and meth freaks actually arn't usally fat, budwiser is cheaper, and u got to have a jd and coke chaser Quote
whirlwind Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 btw i fing hate american idol, my roomates whatched it down stairs once, i made so much fun of the show, that they havn't watched it since, at least not down stairs Quote
olyclimber Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 I'm pretty concerned about you bunglehead...I mean you made it throught a whole conversation with this guy. How did you not punch him in the face? Quote
Dru Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 Why would you talk about dumb shit like that when you could be ...shaving your cat's nose! Quote
bunglehead Posted April 29, 2005 Author Posted April 29, 2005 I'm pretty concerned about you bunglehead...I mean you made it throught a whole conversation with this guy. How did you not punch him in the face? Ahh, a most excellent question. Well, this guy, um, well, this was the least painful part of dealing with him. And besides, I can't punch a guy that's whipped like that, it'd be like hitting a girl. It's just wrong. Quote
mec Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 Why would you talk about dumb shit like that when you could be ...shaving your pussy! Quote
Bill_Simpkins Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 Hear is a typical conversation I hear at work: "Did you watch CSI?" "Yeah, I balled my eyes out when...." "Me too, it was sooo sad" "and did you watch American Idol?" "Uh...like....I can't believe that she one, I don't like her" "I know, isn't she ......." "Desperate housewives was pretty good too" "I wonder of Ken will ask her to....." "Are you watching ........ tonight" "Yeah...and then ..." Makes me wonder .... Quote
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