Squid Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 Given a relatively level playing field --- i.e., water deep enough so that a Shark could maneuver proficiently, but shallow enough so that a Bear could stand and operate with its characteristic dexterity --- who would win a fight between a Bear and a Shark? Quote
ChrisT Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 Grizzly or Polar or Brown Bear? Great White or Hammerhead Shark? Apples or Oranges? Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 Wait. What was the question again? Quote
Fairweather Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 That this question emerged from the dark recesses of your mind represents absolute proof that you do not surf porn when you are bored. Quote
foraker Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 That this question emerged from the dark recesses of your mind represents absolute proof that you do not surf porn when you are bored. Further comment here would be superfluous.... Quote
texplorer Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 Probably one of the best CC.com post ever. Answer-Shark wins in the 6th round Quote
specialed Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 But a more important question is, what would you call a Bear-Shark creature with magical powers? A shear or a bark? Quote
rbw1966 Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 But a more important question is, what would you call a Bear-Shark creature with magical powers? A shear or a bark? And which hexagonal die do you toss to open the portals of Gerdania in which these powers are activated? Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 If Jean-Luc Picard and Commander Data had a tag-team wrestling match against Obi-Wan Kenobi and Chewbacca (on the holodeck, of course), who would win? Or... Who's cooler, Husker Du or the Replacements? That was a favorite debate when I was in high school. Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 Well, that was always my position too. Quote
specialed Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 But a more important question is, what would you call a Bear-Shark creature with magical powers? A shear or a bark? And which hexagonal die do you toss to open the portals of Gerdania in which these powers are activated? Ask Dru. Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 But who's the better "Magic: the Gathering" player, Dru, or....? Yeah, I guess it's just Dru. Quote
specialed Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 Only the B'sharkear has laser beams, in a fight with a Lyger, the Lyger would have a magical nose canon, its strength would be determined by the role of the hexagonale die and whether you've been chatting online with hot babes all day. Quote
olyclimber Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 Don't forget the B'Sharkear's powerful flute! Quote
Stavrogin Posted April 22, 2005 Posted April 22, 2005 what about a feral cat and an iguana? who wins that fight? Quote
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