minx Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 it was sort of long stretch to get from a ladder to smelly balls but really not so far to go from balls to hellfire Quote
Dru Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 it was sort of long stretch to get from a ladder to smelly balls but really not so far to go from balls to hellfire Goodness Gracious! Quote
bDubyaH Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 oh hellfire, satan hit my smelly balls with a ladder that fell off his car as it spun out of control. i need a nap Quote
RuMR Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 So many people are absolutely clueless about securing their loads. I never rely on a single strap or cord for anything. But that is what the majority of people do. and of ocurse you have a special CBS knot with which to tie all of your strands with too... Quote
carolyn Posted December 4, 2004 Author Posted December 4, 2004 ha!ha! Thanks for making me laugh! Quote
carolyn Posted December 4, 2004 Author Posted December 4, 2004 ahhh fuck you, you old goat! Did somebody say GOAT?!?!?!?!?! Quote
Fairweather Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 Our company has two classifications re vehicle accidents in corporate vehicles: 1) "Avoidable" 2) "Unavoidable". The only type of accident that qualifies for this classification is sitting at a complete stop and getting hit from behind. ....So it sounds like your accident was "Avoidable". Stop making excuses for your own inattentiveness. Glad you're OK, though. Quote
carolyn Posted December 4, 2004 Author Posted December 4, 2004 wow! That made me feel better, fairweather. Never said it was unavoidable. Trust me, I have gone over in my mind time and time again the seconds before and as I hit the ladder. It was an accident, pure and simple. I believe what I WAS complaining about was how such a "churchgoing" society could be so blind to turn their eye and not stop to help and make sure I was okay....including the police. And dru, just to even the game, let me just say this one word..... PAAAAAASTA! Quote
snoboy Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 Of course, all accidents are avoidable if you never leave the house. Well, maybe not all of them, but whatever. Quote
EWolfe Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 "...all the little people that helped me get where I am today" Quote
olyclimber Posted December 4, 2004 Posted December 4, 2004 "...all the little people that helped me get where I am today" I'm a girl....not yet a woman... Quote
sk Posted December 5, 2004 Posted December 5, 2004 DANG WOMAN i am so glad you are okay. If i were you i would call the state trooper office and notify them of the time and place of the accident. someone will be in troulble for not noticing such a dangerous situation. Quote
olyclimber Posted December 5, 2004 Posted December 5, 2004 According to Google, the shortest distance between ladder and hellfire is the following: Your next skiing rig. Quote
E-rock Posted December 6, 2004 Posted December 6, 2004 So many people are absolutely clueless about securing their loads. I never rely on a single strap or cord for anything. But that is what the majority of people do. Congratulations Catturd, You just won the "Parody of Yourself" Annual Award. What is it, 3 years straight now? Quote
E-rock Posted December 6, 2004 Posted December 6, 2004 Our company has two classifications re vehicle accidents in corporate vehicles: 1) "Avoidable" 2) "Unavoidable". The only type of accident that qualifies for this classification is sitting at a complete stop and getting hit from behind. ....So it sounds like your accident was "Avoidable". Stop making excuses for your own inattentiveness. Glad you're OK, though. Oooh and fairweather wins the close runner-up position for [deep echoing voice/}"PARODY OF HIMSELF AWAAAAAAARD"[deep echoing voice]. Are you going to cry and leave the board again or do I need to directly insult your erectile function for that to happen? Quote
minx Posted December 6, 2004 Posted December 6, 2004 E-rock, oh come on e-rock you can do better than insulting FW's erectile function.(btw- how is it you know about his erectile function?) it's a medical condition suffered by 10 million men in this country (you could be one of them). the could news is that there is help. there are thousands of phone sex operators waiting to take your call right now! as for fairweather, i am glad to see he is posting again even if i do think his political views are impotent (i am not going to speculate about him personally) Quote
RuMR Posted December 6, 2004 Posted December 6, 2004 YO...get your terminology right minxy...its Erectile Disfunction... anyway, my life is so much easier now that i've got it... Quote
scott_harpell Posted December 6, 2004 Posted December 6, 2004 I believe what I WAS complaining about was how such a "churchgoing" society could be so blind to turn their eye and not stop to help and make sure I was okay....including the police. You had a "free tibet" sticker on your car didn't you? Quote
minx Posted December 6, 2004 Posted December 6, 2004 Actually, its Erectile Dysfunction. actually, if everything is in proper working order, i believe it would be erectile function. though, i probably should've specified DYSfunction when providing that stat. or if anybody is feeling uncomfortable we could just refer to it as ED or M(ale)ED. i still wonder everytime i hear that term if it's possible for women to have erectile dysfunction. Quote
RuMR Posted December 6, 2004 Posted December 6, 2004 yeah...that's what i got...it rocks! I can now concentrate on the really important stuff... like climbing, my job and my kids.... Quote
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