Gary_Yngve Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 I was walking to the lab today and behind the library was a twelve-foot-wide walkway. A large downed branch lay across the whole walkway. I watched multiple pedestrians step over the limbs and two bicyclists dismount their bikes and walk around. I walked up to the branch and shoved it to the side, removing the obstacle from the walkway. Quote
Spliffy Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 "I don't use the word 'hero' much, but you...are the greatest hero...in American history." Quote
iain Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 hmm still not as lazy as all these kids with two-cycle motorscooters buzzing around these days. I give 'em another month before a city ordinance is in place Quote
AlpineK Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 If you can keep that up for 8 hours I might give you a job. Quote
foraker Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 1) ever notice people who leave the carts are usually moms? 2) my dad does the waiting for a parking space right next to the entrance thing too, much to the chagrin of mom and myself. 3) i like how the treadmill goobers are also drinking sugared sports drinks while not sweating. Quote
fleblebleb Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 If you can keep that up for 8 hours I might give you a job. Quote
jon Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 I just saw the parking dude with man boobs who rides around on a Segway all day, he was chubbing (w/ his helmet on!) outside of the College Inn. Quote
cracked Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 I hate people who are not exactly like me. I ridicule everybody who doesn't act, talk, or think like me, and sometimes I ridicule those who do. Whatever they do annoys me, whether it affects me or not, and they should be held responsible for them annoying me. EVERYBODY SUCKS BUT ME!!!! Some of you are some anal-rententive fuckers. I'll make a point of leaving my cart in the lot, walking on a treadmill, and NOT picking up branches on the sidewalk, just to piss you off. Iceguy, you are one badass mofo. I wish I could be as cool as you. Quote
AlpineK Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 With that attitude you don't get a job. Quote
Camilo Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 The best is the combination of 2 and 3: The people who drive around looking for the closest spot to the door at the GYM. Quote
Dru Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 can deadlift like a mofo but can't walk 10 feet. Quote
bunglehead Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 Would those be the short twit or the long twit muscle fibers??? Quote
ashw_justin Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 No no, you can't deadlift or do any other olympic-style weight-lifting in the gym anymore, there's too much liability. They have multi-thousand dollar safety-slider-track-user-assistance racks for all pseudo-powerlifting. Quote
Gary_Yngve Posted September 8, 2004 Author Posted September 8, 2004 That's super-lame. The point of doing that type of weight-lifting is to exercise all the stabilizing muscles as well. Quote
Greg_W Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 No no, you can't deadlift or do any other olympic-style weight-lifting in the gym anymore, there's too much liability. They have multi-thousand dollar safety-slider-track-user-assistance racks for all pseudo-powerlifting. What gay-ass gym you go to? I work out at Gold's and I know we do power cleans and other such shit; not sure on deadlifts, but I'll find out. Quote
scott_harpell Posted September 9, 2004 Posted September 9, 2004 If you can do power-cleans there, you can do dead lifts. Quote
ashw_justin Posted September 9, 2004 Posted September 9, 2004 What gay-ass gym you go to? I work out at Gold's and I know we do power cleans and other such shit; not sure on deadlifts, but I'll find out. Shit man, that's great. Almost makes me wish I still lifted weights. I love that pukey feeling you get after a long set of powercleans. Quote
fleblebleb Posted September 9, 2004 Posted September 9, 2004 I was walking to the lab today and behind the library was a twelve-foot-wide walkway. A large downed branch lay across the whole walkway. I watched multiple pedestrians step over the limbs and two bicyclists dismount their bikes and walk around. I walked up to the branch and shoved it to the side, removing the obstacle from the walkway. Did you adopt a suitably self-righteous attitude? Reap the admiration of any fair ladies? Did the campus maintenance workers' union come after you with a vengeance? Quote
iain Posted September 9, 2004 Posted September 9, 2004 Some lady picked up a yogurt container to read the ingredients and set it back on the shelf in the improper orientation I promptly reoriented the container to maintain the uniformity of the shelf display. Quote
Dru Posted September 9, 2004 Posted September 9, 2004 Somebody got a pagetop and didn't add the snaffle! I remedy this by posting the snaffle in my post: Thus is tradition maintained. Quote
iain Posted September 9, 2004 Posted September 9, 2004 I've moved beyond such childish games and post only serious posts. Everything off my keyboard is 100% quality. Quote
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