assmonkey Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 ...took the 2nd place award at the Middle School Level in the Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair 2001. So, when Rapture comes, these fucking morons will leave us alone, right? - a s s m n k e y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 "Creation Scientist" WTF? Isnt that an oxymoron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Now that's just plain scary.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 That worries me a little and I believe in God and the Bible. One important physiological trait that was missed in the womanly design for homemaking: their feet are smaller which allows them to get closer to the sink and stove than men. This is a very key scientific point that was missed in the research. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPS Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 I believe in God and the Bible. Is that why you are so nasty to people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stemalot Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 "we must teach them to recognize the truth of the Word of the Lord so as to break the cycle of Evolutionism dogma that is paralyzing scientific development..." Unreal... what scientific development are these people talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Did anyone else read the bit about Aquatic Monkeys giving birth to humans? And they say the athevolutionists are on crack. I think they must be dabbling in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryad Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 And people wonder why Americans score in the bottom whatever percentile in math and science compared to the rest of the world. (I forget the exact stats, but they're pretty scary) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philfort Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 "Creation Scientist" WTF? Isnt that an oxymoron? Don't laugh. Creation Scientists are leading the fields of research, with noted Nobel-worthy intellects such as Trevor Murry (grade 4), and Jonathan Goode (grade 7). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Are you saying that aquatice monkey's aren't gud siance and math? I think I resemble that remark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 I believe in God and the Bible. Is that why you are so nasty to people? Was I nasty to you when we met on Colchuck Lake a few months ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 So you are only nasty to people online Greg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Greg's not nasty, he's just an angry hippy with a gun. Perfectly normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assmonkey Posted August 4, 2004 Author Share Posted August 4, 2004 I believe in God and the Bible. Is that why you are so nasty to people? No offense intended to anyone on this board, but the most virulently close-minded people I have met in my life have been religious and right-wing. Which, I guess, is the dictionary definition of conservative: "Favoring traditional views and values; tending to oppose change." Which is a bit unrealistic in my opinion. If there is anything constant it is that change will occur, and the better equipped you are to deal with it (i.e., being open-minded) the easier it will be to deal with the situation. This is reinforced to me just about every single excursion I make into the outdoors, and especially when climbing. - a s s m n k e y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Beyond "Women Were Designed For Homemaking", some sick high school student jammed 58 's in a cage for 30 day s and 30 nights to prove that Noah did have enough room in his ark. "All of the specimens lived long enough to reproduce". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 I don't think you can limit that to conservatives. There are plenty of closed-minded people out there of all political persuasions. It's usually the people who are more middle-of-the-road who are willing to listen to you and debate with you and are willing to have their minds changed if you make a cogent argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Greg's not nasty, he's just an angry hippy with a gun. Perfectly normal. I thought he hated hippy's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 That's interesting, assmonkey, because I've had the opposite experience as a rather right-thinking individual. It's the liberals who are so adamant that I change my thinking to theirs. It's the liberals who beat me over the head with their dogma and demand that I must be wrong. I laugh, because all this tells me is that they feel threatened by the fact that I'm comfortable in my views. Apparently, they aren't so comfortable with theirs. And, to answer your question, I'm selectively nasty and normally a nice guy. I have no patience for stupid people or people who believe it is their purpose in life to try to beat their dogma into my head. To those, I say, "fuck off or back it up." Greg_W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 I think Foraker has a point. I am definitely middle of the road. I discuss a lot of politics with friends who are rabid Republicans and friends who are rabid Democrats. The conservative folks usually make better arguments and have an easier time discussing subjects that they disagree with in an adult fashion. It's the liberal folks that get all bent and assholish. BTW - that doe sinclude people onm this board too. Just my observations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rbw1966 Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 People on both end of the political spectrum are closed-minded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Noah's Ark Scale Model Kit Made of cardboard at 1/75th scale. Great for homeschoolers, Christian schools, Sunday schools and youth groups. Comes with 7 pairs of dinosaurs and 14 of other animals to scale to show just how big the Ark really was. Where does it mention dinosaurs in the Bible? I must have slept through that part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 I don't view "close-minded" the same way as I view a person who is solid in what they believe. Just because you can't sway me off my position with your arguments, doesn't mean I'm close-minded, it just means that I believe what I believe for very specific reasons and that's that. Doesn't mean we can't have a nice, spirited debate about it - I've had many good debates with friends of a more liberal persuasion and we're all still friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyD Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking" Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; That's really something else .... I want to clarify that I don't agree with all the ideology of the modern feminist movememt, however, even *I* cringed when I read some of this. My favorite part was the classification of two kinds of workers in the paragraph above .... "women" and "normal." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Honorable Mention: "God Made Kitty" - Sally Reister (grade 3) "The Bible Says Creation" - Aaron Kent (grade 5) "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4) GOD MADE HELLO KITTY AND POKEMON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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