MissNormandy Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 OK, now which one of you is this? http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0721041plate1.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Wasn't me, but they owe my royalty b/c I invented that phrase 4 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Where have you been these past 13 months, sweetheart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Nah, this is Layton's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissNormandy Posted July 23, 2004 Author Share Posted July 23, 2004 Where have you been these past 13 months, sweetheart? I took a hiatus from the net so I could focus on school, graduate and plan my wedding. Now I'm moving to California Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichTurley Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 I guess this is going to be a dumb question, but what is MILF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Y_L_E Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 MILF- MOTHER I'D LIKE to FU#@- A term reserved for older women that, despite having children are still very atractive, and worthy of some naughty time. This is NOT to be confused with a COUGAR. COUGAR- an older trashy/skanky lady looking for some young loving. Cougars usually prey in local/dive bars and can be found near the cigarette machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 MILF- MOTHER I'D LIKE to FU#@- A term reserved for older women that, despite having children are still very atractive, and worthy of some naughty time. This is NOT to be confused with a COUGAR. COUGAR- an older trashy/skanky lady looking for some young loving. Cougars usually prey in local/dive bars and can be found near the cigarette machine. There was a cougar in this bar I was in a few weeks ago. YAAAAR! Gnarly, dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 http://www.cougardate.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Not work safe, I assume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 I think it is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBay Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 you come up with the strangest shit, dude. in my youth I damn near got assaulted by a c00ger up at the Sol Duc hotsprings. Horrible memory - a strungout naked w00t spread eagle on the hood of my car while reversing out of the lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Wasn't me, but they owe my royalty b/c I invented that phrase 4 years ago. I take it you're kidding, cause that phrase has been around for much longer than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 I had the nastiest run-in with a cougar at a bar a few years ago. I was in there with a fake idea and some lady who must have been 50 told me I could sit on her lap when I complained to a nearby friend there weren't any chairs. I laughed it off but she literally insisted. Nasty At that same bar sometime before some lady who literally looked like ursula from the little mermaid started hitting on me big time. This was after my jackass friend told her I was in the marines, which she apparently liked, in order to get her to harass me. Great friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coondog Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Wasn't me, but they owe my royalty b/c I invented that phrase 4 years ago. Umm, we were talking about milf in college, back when i was young, in like '89/90... but good luck on the royalties... --cd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichTurley Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Guess it wasn't as bad as I thought it might be. And I am glad I have MILF waiting for me at home every night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 I have to imagine the two complainees are suburban driving soccer moms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Wasn't me, but they owe my royalty b/c I invented that phrase 4 years ago. Umm, we were talking about milf in college, back when i was young, in like '89/90... but good luck on the royalties... --cd. Must've done a lot of drugs too since you can't fucking read dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Wasn't me, but they owe my royalty b/c I invented that phrase 4 years ago. Umm, we were talking about milf in college, back when i was young, in like '89/90... but good luck on the royalties... --cd. Must've done a lot of drugs too since you can't fucking read dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 The phrase in question is "got milf". I dont even think the milk ad campaign was running back in 89/90. I still doubt Layton was the first to coin the phrase but if he wants the credit its all his. Go big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I also coined the phrase, "I don't think so!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo_Montalban Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 I have to imagine the two complainees are suburban driving soccer moms. correction... suburban driving NWIF soccer moms (NWIF: no way i'd fu##) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanger Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 (edited) Google GILF's and see whatcha come up with 'If you're gonna spew...spew into this' Edited July 29, 2004 by Hanger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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