Greg_W Posted July 19, 2002 Posted July 19, 2002 As further evidence that the People for the People's Front for Liberated Snaffles (PPLFS) is getting closer to the truth, black helicopter sightings are growing in the Eugene area. Eugene, the temporary home of outspoken PPFLS radical Texplorer, has been abuzz with mysterious black choppers with no markings and tinted windows. In addition, the Winchell's Donut shop has been routinely out of donuts by 8:30a.m.; definitive evidence of a high concentration of federal law enforcement ageny personnel. Strange stories of earpiece clad co-eds strolling the University campus are creeping in. Be wary, THEY are watching!! Beware of cleancut individuals trying to fit in at the crags and asking too many questions driving dark blue (or black) Ford Crown Victorias. Greg W. Band of the SnaffleHand Quote
jkrueger Posted July 19, 2002 Posted July 19, 2002 Those choppers are now confirmed to be carrying forces of armed heli-rappers, who have just begun dropping into local crags and enforcing perimeters. There is also an unconfirmed report that Texplorer, through his trusted network of informants, received advance notice of the assault and was able to safely evacuate both himself and the snaffles to safer locations. Safety houses throughout the PNW are all advised to be on high alert... [ 07-19-2002, 01:59 PM: Message edited by: jkrueger ] Quote
Greg_W Posted July 19, 2002 Author Posted July 19, 2002 jkrueger - I have heard whispers that you and sk were photographed with Tex recently. We have true believers on the inside. Check your children for micro-chip implants when they get home from school. Quote
jkrueger Posted July 19, 2002 Posted July 19, 2002 For security reasons, I am not at liberty to disclose information regarding either Texplorer or rumored secret crag locales where he may be known to frequent. As it is well known, Texplorer does not allow himself to be photographed. Any photographs of Texplorer are hoaxes, and anyone in possession of one should be viewed as highly suspect... Quote
sk Posted July 19, 2002 Posted July 19, 2002 for reasons of safety the children and I have been at a "safe house" there is no chance that they have been tapped Quote
Greg_W Posted July 19, 2002 Author Posted July 19, 2002 jkrueger- The Crow Flies at Midnight, The Crow Flies at Midnight. Beware a man wearing a blue shirt Quote
Dru Posted July 19, 2002 Posted July 19, 2002 they faked the moon landing. snafflehounds would have eaten that green cheese. Quote
jkrueger Posted July 19, 2002 Posted July 19, 2002 The Band of the Snafflehound is in serious need of financial support in order to fund their (increasingly expensive) resistance movement. There is also a need for snaffle food (other than booty gear), as the warehouse had to be evacuated before food stores could be moved... Everyone is asked to make their tax-deductible donations at established safehouse locations, which Tex will pick up personally as he makes his way through the PNW. And make sure to keep your receipt - it entitles you to 3 months of free parking at all locations requiring any type of a pass or fee throughout the PNW. Quote
Greg_W Posted July 19, 2002 Author Posted July 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by iain: you guys are out of your cotton-pickin' gourds. You've been programmed to think that, you pour soul. Eventually, you will see the light. Quote
jkrueger Posted July 19, 2002 Posted July 19, 2002 Actually, it's the extremists that are completely out of their cotton-pickin' gourds! You should see it down here - it's a virtual mob scene complete with hysteria, rumors, and fear! Meanwhile, bands of nomadic wild snaffles have reportedly been seen gathering for palaver. At this point, they are apt to do just about anything... Quote
Dennis_Harmon Posted July 19, 2002 Posted July 19, 2002 That was me and Retro. Never mentioned that we're with the CIA,...or did I? (Tried a snafflehound last night, and they suck!) Dennis Quote
sk Posted July 19, 2002 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't forget about the tear gas... they are gassing anyone who moves Quote
Zenolith Posted July 19, 2002 Posted July 19, 2002 don't forget that tex is from, well, texas. this proves that he is in cahoots with GW. tex is being held in my garage at this time. for a small amount of gu i will release his location. Quote
erik Posted July 19, 2002 Posted July 19, 2002 zeno you are going to have to beat it out of him.... hey i still got your screws what your address again...my organizational skillz leave something to be desired. p.s. i see through texplorers snaffle abuse, so you can keep him!! Quote
lizard_brain Posted July 20, 2002 Posted July 20, 2002 I have proof that the "alleged" snafflehound massacare was NOT just a propaganda hoax. This is but one of the images smuggled out of Eugene... [ 07-19-2002, 07:29 PM: Message edited by: lizard brain ] Quote
not_a_climber Posted July 20, 2002 Posted July 20, 2002 I'm in Seattle which is near Lynnwood. Up here alot of black copters too but then I took off my sunglasses and they changed colors. Is this worse? I'm trying to remember who gave me the sunglasses. It was a coed but I can't remember what he/she looked like. Quote
To_The_Top Posted July 20, 2002 Posted July 20, 2002 Black Helos here too in WSeattle. The Marmots are taking over here too, and Tex I will send you some $ via a OBE later. We can make this happen, the rodents will over take. TTT Quote
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