EWolfe Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 female Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 All I'm saying is conversation like this will not improve your current situation. Pay the cover charge or go find another bar... Â I gotta ask: why do you place fault with the woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Nice Madvillain pic NOLSey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Chill dude we're just whining. You know of this was a predominantly womens' forum then there would be threads like "why are all men here either stupid, married, or not into women..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assmonkey Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Seattle wimmin fuggin' rock. I've met more single women who have their shit together in the 5 years I've lived here than I did in the 10 years previous. You youngster single men don't know how good the pickin's are. Try being single in Missoula for chrissakes. You'll get tendonitis from chronic repetition of chokin' your pleasure monkey because there are so few eligible bachelorettes.   I'm just glad I don't live in Yoo-jin anymore:  she took me off my guard with disappointment I got sucked inside of her apartment she's got dried-up flowers, flaky skin a beaded necklace and a bottle of gin she's a nightmare hippy girl with her skinny fingers fondlin' my world she's a whimsical, tragical beauty self-conscious and a little bit moody it's a new age let-down in my face she's so spaced out and there ain't no space she's got marijuana on the bathroom tile I'm caught in a vortex, she's changin' my style she's a nightmare hippy girl with her skinny fingers fondlin' my world she's a whimsical, tragical beauty uptight and a little bit snooty ... oh, oh, oh ... she's a magical, sparklin' tease she's a rainbow chokin'' the breeze yo, she's bustin' out onto the scene with nightmare bogus poetry she's a melted avocado on the shelf she's the science of herself she's spazzing out on a cosmic level and she's meditating with the devil she's cooking salad for breakfast she's got tofu the size of Texas she's a witness to her own glory she's a never-ending story she's a frolicking depression she's a self-inflicted obsession she's got a thousand lonely husbands she's playin' footsie in another dimension she's a goddess milking her time for all that it's worth   - a s s m n k e y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 "why are all men here either stupid, married, or not into women..." Â That or they would have a link to this thread... Â Madvillain! My pick for album of the year (so far)... waiting for the new RJD2... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocChick Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 That;s why you have to import them from other parts of the country. One's from out here carry too much baggage. Might be a good way to provide incentive for training and climbing! Baggage = Babies, i.e. Single Moms  Seems like some of you guys have been listening to too much Tom Lykis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Well, the thread may suck but the musical quotations rock. Neil Young and Beck in the same thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Add Zevon -  Basket Case by Warren Zevon and Carl Hiaasen  My baby is a basket case A bipolar mama in leather and lace Face like an angel--she's a perfect waste My baby is a basket case  Dracula's daughter, Calamity Jane Smoke on the water, water on the brain She's pretty as a picture--and totally crazed My baby is a basket case  She's gonna make a madman outta me She's gonna make a madman outta me  She's manic-depressive and schizoid, too The friskiest psycho that I ever knew We're paranoid lovers lost in space My baby is a basket case  My baby's gonna celebrate I'm being dragged through the nuthouse gates Got my straitjacket on and I'm taking her place My baby is a basket case  She finally made a madman outta me She finally made a madman outta me My baby made a madman outta me She finally made a madman outta me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 ...Madvillain! My pick for album of the year (so far)... waiting for the new RJD2... Â Not new, but Unseen by Quasimoto and Viktor Vaughn are also just fucking sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gripped Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Seattle wimmin fuggin' rock. I've met more single women who have their shit together in the 5 years ... Single women with their shit together is, like, ya know, an oxymoron, dude. Â If they ain't married, and pro-creatin', then they have failed in their one, sole duty. Their single purpose for existence has been left unfulfilled. Check in on these chicks when they're 37 or 40... they're friggin' uterus explodes and they go INSANE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 here are a couple of tips for the average male climber to help in securing dates: shower. shave. wear cologne and deodorant but not too much. lie about your hobbies. lie about your friends. lie about what you do for 'fun'. lie about what you think of babies. if in doubt then lie. tell them stuff about how beautiful they are. again: more lies. you get the idea. now go forth and breed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Seattle wimmin fuggin' rock. I've met more single women who have their shit together in the 5 years ... Single women with their shit together is, like, ya know, an oxymoron, dude. Â If they ain't married, and pro-creatin', then they have failed in their one, sole duty. Their single purpose for existence has been left unfulfilled. Check in on these chicks when they're 37 or 40... they're friggin' uterus explodes and they go INSANE. Â obviously, gripped is having problems paying his child support this month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gripped Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Seattle wimmin fuggin' rock. I've met more single women who have their shit together in the 5 years ... Single women with their shit together is, like, ya know, an oxymoron, dude.  If they ain't married, and pro-creatin', then they have failed in their one, sole duty. Their single purpose for existence has been left unfulfilled. Check in on these chicks when they're 37 or 40... they're friggin' uterus explodes and they go INSANE.  obviously, gripped is having problems paying his child support this month  Spare some change minx? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 here are a couple of tips for the average male climber to help in securing dates: shower. shave. wear cologne and deodorant but not too much. lie about your hobbies. lie about your friends. lie about what you do for 'fun'. lie about what you think of babies. if in doubt then lie. tell them stuff about how beautiful they are. again: more lies. you get the idea. now go forth and breed. Â man i don't know if i can handle the shower and shaveing shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 obviously, gripped is having problems paying his child support this month  Spare some change minx?  that shit aint funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 i secound that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gripped Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 obviously, gripped is having problems paying his child support this month  Spare some change minx?  that shit aint funny.  Gear List:  12 slings n' biners $125 4 smallest Aliens $215 BD Cams, .75 - 3 $240 4 smallest Tricams $60 1 sack-a-nuts $74 1 stick clip $10 1 JIMMY PROTECTOR 75 Cents  Don't leave the house without the proper pro, bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Northwest wimminz Independent, strong-minded, not afraid to get dirty. Shame they won't give me the time of day. Â Based on your last sentence, probably ought to add "intelligent" to that listing. Â Greg is a meanie. He hurt my feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Mine, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Dude, if you are looking for partners it may not be a good idea to have "chupacabra" as your title. Why, are there any goats that post on this bbs?  Yeah Sucker  I found lots of Wimmin' in SW Colorado  You hangin' out in Uravan and Nucla or what?!?  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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