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All I'm saying is conversation like this will not improve your current situation. Pay the cover charge or go find another bar...

 

I gotta ask: why do you place fault with the woman?

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Seattle wimmin fuggin' rock. I've met more single women who have their shit together in the 5 years I've lived here than I did in the 10 years previous. You youngster single men don't know how good the pickin's are. Try being single in Missoula for chrissakes. You'll get tendonitis from chronic repetition of chokin' your pleasure monkey because there are so few eligible bachelorettes.

 

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I'm just glad I don't live in Yoo-jin anymore:

 

she took me off my guard with disappointment

I got sucked inside of her apartment

she's got dried-up flowers, flaky skin

a beaded necklace and a bottle of gin

she's a nightmare hippy girl

with her skinny fingers fondlin' my world

she's a whimsical, tragical beauty

self-conscious and a little bit moody

it's a new age let-down in my face

she's so spaced out and there ain't no space

she's got marijuana on the bathroom tile

I'm caught in a vortex, she's changin' my style

she's a nightmare hippy girl

with her skinny fingers fondlin' my world

she's a whimsical, tragical beauty

uptight and a little bit snooty

... oh, oh, oh ...

she's a magical, sparklin' tease

she's a rainbow chokin'' the breeze

yo, she's bustin' out onto the scene

with nightmare bogus poetry

she's a melted avocado on the shelf

she's the science of herself

she's spazzing out on a cosmic level

and she's meditating with the devil

she's cooking salad for breakfast

she's got tofu the size of Texas

she's a witness to her own glory

she's a never-ending story

she's a frolicking depression

she's a self-inflicted obsession

she's got a thousand lonely husbands

she's playin' footsie in another dimension

she's a goddess milking her time for all that it's worth

 

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- a s s m moon.gif n k e y

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"why are all men here either stupid, married, or not into women..."

 

That or they would have a link to this thread...

 

Madvillain! My pick for album of the year (so far)... waiting for the new RJD2...

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That;s why you have to import them from other parts of the country. One's from out here carry too much baggage. Might be a good way to provide incentive for training and climbing!
Baggage = Babies, i.e. Single Moms

 

Seems like some of you guys have been listening to too much Tom Lykis!

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Add Zevon -

 

Basket Case

by Warren Zevon and Carl Hiaasen

 

My baby is a basket case

A bipolar mama in leather and lace

Face like an angel--she's a perfect waste

My baby is a basket case

 

Dracula's daughter, Calamity Jane

Smoke on the water, water on the brain

She's pretty as a picture--and totally crazed

My baby is a basket case

 

She's gonna make a madman outta me

She's gonna make a madman outta me

 

She's manic-depressive and schizoid, too

The friskiest psycho that I ever knew

We're paranoid lovers lost in space

My baby is a basket case

 

My baby's gonna celebrate

I'm being dragged through the nuthouse gates

Got my straitjacket on and I'm taking her place

My baby is a basket case

 

She finally made a madman outta me

She finally made a madman outta me

My baby made a madman outta me

She finally made a madman outta me

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Seattle wimmin fuggin' rock. I've met more single women who have their shit together in the 5 years ...

Single women with their shit together is, like, ya know, an oxymoron, dude.

 

If they ain't married, and pro-creatin', then they have failed in their one, sole duty. Their single purpose for existence has been left unfulfilled. Check in on these chicks when they're 37 or 40... they're friggin' uterus explodes and they go INSANE.

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here are a couple of tips for the average male climber to help in securing dates:

shower.

shave.

wear cologne and deodorant but not too much.

lie about your hobbies.

lie about your friends.

lie about what you do for 'fun'.

lie about what you think of babies.

if in doubt then lie.

tell them stuff about how beautiful they are. again: more lies.

you get the idea. now go forth and breed.

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Seattle wimmin fuggin' rock. I've met more single women who have their shit together in the 5 years ...

Single women with their shit together is, like, ya know, an oxymoron, dude.

 

If they ain't married, and pro-creatin', then they have failed in their one, sole duty. Their single purpose for existence has been left unfulfilled. Check in on these chicks when they're 37 or 40... they're friggin' uterus explodes and they go INSANE.

 

obviously, gripped is having problems paying his child support this month

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Seattle wimmin fuggin' rock. I've met more single women who have their shit together in the 5 years ...

Single women with their shit together is, like, ya know, an oxymoron, dude.

 

If they ain't married, and pro-creatin', then they have failed in their one, sole duty. Their single purpose for existence has been left unfulfilled. Check in on these chicks when they're 37 or 40... they're friggin' uterus explodes and they go INSANE.

 

obviously, gripped is having problems paying his child support this month

 

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Spare some change minx?

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here are a couple of tips for the average male climber to help in securing dates:

shower.

shave.

wear cologne and deodorant but not too much.

lie about your hobbies.

lie about your friends.

lie about what you do for 'fun'.

lie about what you think of babies.

if in doubt then lie.

tell them stuff about how beautiful they are. again: more lies.

you get the idea. now go forth and breed.

 

man i don't know if i can handle the shower and shaveing shit.

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obviously, gripped is having problems paying his child support this month

 

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Spare some change minx?

 

that shit aint funny. madgo_ron.gifthe_finger.gif

 

Gear List:

 

12 slings n' biners $125

4 smallest Aliens $215

BD Cams, .75 - 3 $240

4 smallest Tricams $60

1 sack-a-nuts $74

1 stick clip $10

1 JIMMY PROTECTOR 75 Cents

 

Don't leave the house without the proper pro, bro!

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Independent, strong-minded, not afraid to get dirty. thumbs_up.gif

Shame they won't give me the time of day. cry.gif

 

Based on your last sentence, probably ought to add "intelligent" to that listing.

 

Greg is a meanie. He hurt my feelings. cry.gif

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Dude, if you are looking for partners it may not be a good idea to have "chupacabra" as your title. yellaf.gif

Why, are there any goats that post on this bbs? grin.gif

 

Yeah Sucker boxing_smiley.gif

 

I found lots of Wimmin' in SW Colorado wazzup.gif

 

You hangin' out in Uravan and Nucla or what?!?

 

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