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GRESHAM, OR -- An Oregon woman says a neighborhood cat was stealing cat food from her garage, but she couuldn't catch him.

 

Jadwiga Drozdek adores her kitties -- 6-of them in all. They burn through food. "Extra food we have in the garage for the cats." But Jadwiga knew it shouldn't go this fast.

 

But no matter what Jadwiga did, she couldn't catch the culprit. This is until the culprit's eating caught up with him.

 

"And come to the door with the belly. He was stuck!" Tightly wedged into the doggie door was "goliath."

 

He couldn't get himself out. All that eating pushed him up to a comfy 20-pounds. The free smorgasbord eventually led to his capture.

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"He would lie on the floor and play with my oxygen tubes" says owner.

 

"Good thing you had cystic fibrosis and not Crohn's or he would be playing with your colostomy bag" says G-spotter

 

Somebody had to say it! :lmao:

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