HRoark Posted January 16, 2004 Posted January 16, 2004 Pressed for time yesterday, I tried to rush a shit and realized that just ain't natural. Mid-shit, I realized I had more time than I thought and slowed it down a bit. This led to a much more pleasurable experience and actually aided in the elimination of more shit that I thought I had to get rid of. Feel free to discuss, we haven't had a good "shit" thread for a while. Roark Quote
Stonehead Posted January 16, 2004 Posted January 16, 2004 talkin about shit. is it true about German toilets? German toilets Quote
Stonehead Posted January 16, 2004 Posted January 16, 2004 Door's open. Think he's afraid someone might lock him in? Quote
E-rock Posted January 16, 2004 Posted January 16, 2004 I'm brewing up another cuppa right now because I missed my short poo window this morning. I start to feel parastalsis some time before my first cuppa and then it peaks usually around the time I have a few sips left. Sometimes I wait for one reason or another, perhaps to spray a little bit on cc.com, perhaps to respond to email, and I miss my window. If the second cuppa doesn't work, I'm stuck with a full colon until tomorrow morning. Quote
slothrop Posted January 16, 2004 Posted January 16, 2004 talkin about shit. is it true about German toilets? German toilets That is definitely true. A one-flusher in the US can turn into a four-flusher over there. Quote
kitten Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 (edited) you are a sick fuck... Only a man would believe all are interested in knowing his daily visits to a rest room. You got spray to help the fellow employees with your stank? Edited January 17, 2004 by kitten Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 Let's talk about some types of shit. Or even words for it. Any language or slang acceptable. Dung Dookie Turd Brown Slug Coil Saucy shit Spraying shit Bomb shit Sausage shit Creamy shit Quote
sk Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 I was just informed that in hawwian pigion SHE SHE is POO Quote
catbirdseat Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 CC.com has exceeded it's poo thread quota for the week. Quote
sobo Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 When I was a kid in Italy, they had these unisex shitters all over Western Europe that could be a "face-in" urinal for a guy, or a "face-out" shitter for boths guys and gals. Apparently, if you were gonna take a shit, you would face out, squat, strain, and release. Looks a lot like this: As kids, however, we took this little plaything to its logical conclusion. Nicknaming these types of shitters as "European Bombsights", we would attempt to stand as erect as possbile over the flush hole during the shit mode, and attempt to deposit the ordnance onto the target on the first air strike. Points were awarded for clean hits (we operated on the honor system of course - we weren't that sick!). No collateral damage to worry about whatsoever, as there is no "pond" in which to drop bomblets which might cause splashing. Great fun! PS: My nickname at work is "Rocket Man", as I take no time whatsoever to take a dump, naturally. In and out, complete with hand wash, in less than 2 minutes, every time. Just keeping with the thread topic. Quote
sobo Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 Rushing your shit is not a good idea. OMFG! That is just sick! No dinner tonite! Quote
ScottP Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 Thank you for that. *vomicon* Think of it as a public service announcement. Quote
sobo Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 I think Hroark has a fecal fetish HRoark = E-rock?? Quote
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