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I've decided that this topic is a great waste of time. In fact, it calls too much attention to another poster's less-than-confidential negative comments about a climber that many of us respect.

Let's wave the magic editing wand and make it all disappear!!!

 

So...what's your favorite route at the Peshastin Pinnacles? [Roll Eyes]

 

[ 04-15-2002, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: Dwayner ]

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Routes to do: Tunnel Route, Orchard Rock *****

Gray Whale *****, Vertigo****, W. Face, Grand Central Tower (over bolted but still good). Slender Thread (Austrian Slab)**** - don't slip getting up to that first bolt, cowboy!

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[ 04-15-2002, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: Dwayner ]

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You know what my favorite part of the day was yesterday? It was burning that pallette that we found, it burned nice and slow, like a hardwood. Maybe it was a hardwood....sure didn't burn like pine or something.

 

I think it's nice to enjoy a truck stop burrito with some taco sauce on the drive home from the crags.

 

AW

 

PS. Hey moderators...move this thread to Spray where it belongs!!!

 

[ 04-15-2002, 07:27 PM: Message edited by: allison ]

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A little poetry, courtesy of Franky Z:

 

"THE RADIO IS BROKEN."

 

The cosmos at large

It's so very big

It's so far away

The comets...the craters...the vapors

The solar wind

The residual echoes...the residual echoes

The residual echoes from the giant explosion

Where they said it beginned

 

The germs from space!

The negative-virus knit-wear

The blobulent suit

That's right! THE BLOBULENT SUIT

It's made of rubbert, it's very ugly

It's got an air hose...

(The guy that has it all has a SPACE WRENCH!)

 

The things that were supposed to be green

In the balck and white movies

They get you in the neck when you're not looking

They get you, the get you, they get you, get you, get you

The radio is broken -- it don't work no more

The radio is broken -- it don't work no more

The lovely Lisa Kranston:

(Her father invented the secred fuel (that's right!)

For the rocket)

So she gets to go with a clipboard!

She writes it down when the meters go around

And falls in love in a space warp

Space warp

Space warp

 

The giant knobs

The porthole where you see the earth for the first time

The corrugated fiberglass interior walls

The parially reclining G-force lawn furniture

The brown hole

The pointed brasseries

The atomic war

The tiny little dresses on the space girls

A love-starved race begging to reproduce

With earthmen

They need to reproduce (with John Agar)

They need to reproduce (with Morris Ankrum)

They need to reproduce (with Richard Basehart)

They need to reproduce (with Jackie Coogan)

They need to reproduce (with Sonny Tufts)

The botchino...the botchino...the botchino

 

The gigantic spider

The co-pilot always plays the harmonica

The navigator always gets killed by a bad space person

Uh-oh -- the radio is broken

It don't work anymore

The radio is broken

It don't work anymore

The radio is broken

It don't work anymore

We'll never get back to the Earth no more

Uh-oh!

We have to fall in love on Uranus!

The radio is...

That's right -- uh-oh

The radio is broken

The meteor storm

You spilled your coke

You're stepping on the popcorn

JOHN AGAR!

Uh-oh...

(Dwarf Nebula)

 

[ 04-15-2002, 07:23 PM: Message edited by: Dwayner ]

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Okay...we have a very strong case for slaphappy, but we alpine lightweights are DEFINITELY sure about "blight". No doubts there. [big Drink][Moon][big Grin]

You act like you don't like me 'n pope, but we don't care...we're havin' a beer and a sit-start in your honor anyway...right ...now! [big Drink][big Drink]

Cheers, blight! [big Drink]

 

[ 04-15-2002, 08:03 PM: Message edited by: Dwayner ]

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The best Peshastin route to leer or be leered at is Butter Brickle on Martian Tower. Nothing else except Nirvanna Ridge comes close (ok maybe Time Passages and Bomb Shelter). BB is exposed, vertical and obvious from the entrance/Orchard Rock area. Kramar describes it as "solid hand jams become pugilistic before reaching a series of large huecos protected by a museum of funky bolts". Good to do at least once.

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Empire State

Potholes Direct Direct

Tunnel Route. I do that every time I go to Peshastin.

Ltng Bolt Crack. Never found the loose hold on 2nd pitch.

 

Boulder traverse below Orchard Rock.

 

I dont like getting sprayed in the spring but I sure like stealing apples in the fall!

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