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layton

Lost: My girlfriend

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Lost: My girlfriend

When: While I was away climbing all the time

Last Seen: Big empty space in my heart

 

No questions asked.

These are very very very very hard to come by so I won't beat the utter crap out of you.

 

(I tried to put my green electrical tape on her, but I think a ring was what would've stayed on longer. Does Metolius sell something like this, I've seen other girls with those things on).

 

Too bad, I miss her. She's saved my ass many more times than even my yellow alien has!

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Layton,

You were loging 300+ pitches of sandstone at the time she went walkabout. Better break out the velcro gloves amigo. smileysex5.gif

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Mike, I'm in the same fucking boat mate.

 

Either you can get her back or not, you probably know by now if that's possible. The question you've gotta ask is: If she can't tolerate the climbing and you being away now, are you willing to cut back? There is no other way. For me the answer was no.

 

You may smooth it over for a while, but eventually the ice will be in phat for two weeks solid (gotta get on it while it's in), then you'll be honed from the 16 consecutive days on ice and you'll get a once in a lifetime invite for a secret FA...which of course you'll have to accept, after that you come home sucessful and rest and celebrate trying to get your head straight from the intensity of the FA, she thinks you're being "distant", the success from the FA leads to an invite to Alaska. You come home after doing a big Alaskan route in a push and find a note on the door and your shit piled in the garage....

 

Could be for the best in the long run.

 

As for me, I've got a date Thurs. And I've come to the conclusion that being a 30 yr old ripped climber dude with a graduate degree, making good money, with no kids, no previous marriages, no prison time, and not bad looking to boot, is in pretty high demand among the ladies. bigdrink.gif

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Where's the F.A. you're talking about? Let's go do it soon. I can't go to AK, I already committed to a helicopter this summer.

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michael_layton said:

Where's the F.A. you're talking about? Let's go do it soon. I can't go to AK, I already committed to a helicopter this summer.

 

yelrotflmao.gif Yep, there's no hope for you my friend. Better home in on one of those elusive trustafarian climber chicks.

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willstrickland said:

yelrotflmao.gif Yep, there's no hope for you my friend. Better home in on one of those elusive trustafarian climber chicks.

 

Is there good climbing in Trustafaria? Is that near Krygizstan? Those chicks are HAWT! thumbs_up.gif

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willstrickland said:

As for me, I've got a date Thurs. And I've come to the conclusion that being a 30 yr old ripped climber dude with a graduate degree, making good money, with no kids, no previous marriages, no prison time, and not bad looking to boot, is in pretty high demand among the ladies. bigdrink.gif

 

A date in Fairbanks? I've heard that the odds are good, but the goods are odd. laugh.gif

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See Doug, you've got it backwards. For chicks looking for a man, the odds are good, real good...but like you said the goods, well quite odd. I fit in real nice up here smirk.gif

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I have no sympathy for you. As I type this, you're driving to the Canadian Rockies for a month of climbing, girlfriend or not.

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willstrickland said:

As for me, I've got a date Thurs. And I've come to the conclusion that being a 30 yr old ripped climber dude with a graduate degree, making good money, with no kids, no previous marriages, no prison time, and not bad looking to boot, is in pretty high demand among the ladies. bigdrink.gif

 

Well, at least you don't have a self image problem. hahaha.gifcantfocus.gif

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The ladies love a confident man Josh...just don't slip over the line into arrogance. Besides, with all the Unabomber lookin mofos up here, I'm a virtual prince charming smirk.gif

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Geez, I have the same problem. I take off climbing for a week with the guys, and the ex-Man at Home gets all worried.

 

What I need is someone who cooks, cleans and happily sits my dogs while I'm off climbing in Canada.

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Hey Sprayton have you tried Russian mail order? You can probably even get a Titanium one from Irbis tongue.gif

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That's outrageous! One of them would make a great gag gift except I don't have $6000 to squander.

 

I thought I had seen it all when I saw the Rice Boy page. These dolls trump those Rice Boys.

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Dan Savage was on the tip about those dolls like 4 years ago

 

Supposedly you can warm them up in a hot tub first so they feel more like something living ooo.gifpitty.gif

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Geez, I have the same problem. I take off climbing for a week with the guys, and the ex-Man at Home gets all worried.

 

What I need is someone who cooks, cleans and happily sits my dogs while I'm off climbing in Canada.

 

yup! damn it, i need a wife!

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Geez, I have the same problem. I take off climbing for a week with the guys, and the ex-Man at Home gets all worried.

 

What I need is someone who cooks, cleans and happily sits my dogs while I'm off climbing in Canada.

 

yup! damn it, i need a wife!

ME TOO. can I have one that doesn't bitch?? wink.gif

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yelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gifand they don't talk back yelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gif

 

AND you can drive in the carpool lane with one of those in the passenger seat! works better than putting a wig on your dog! hahaha.gif

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Last time I tried to put a wig on my dog, they both ended up in the front seat trying to kill it. HEY! Why you tryin' to put a snafflehound on my head! Here, let me help you with that! Quick! Get it get it! I got it! Now we gotta tug on it!

 

Needless to say i had to pull over as I was laughing too hard to drive...

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