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David_Parker

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iain said:

'zat you heading up the snibble tower? yellaf.gif

 

Funny you should mention the Snib' Tow'. While you should know that it wasn't Dr. Flash Amazing, how could you have guessed that DFA might know who the chosstronauts in question were?

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snib tower is not that bad.

 

CC.com makes sprayers

Climbing gyms make REI customers

Mountain Cracks make men

My Haikus have 4 lines

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Dr_Flash_Amazing said:

 

Funny you should mention the Snib' Tow'. While you should know that it wasn't Dr. Flash Amazing, how could you have guessed that DFA might know who the chosstronauts in question were?

 

a cooing pigeon told me up in toys in the attic, before it shat on my helmet and took off wave.gif

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trad climbing is weird

do you want to see my nuts

pass me a big bro

 

bouldering is hard

can I get a power spot

must have sending temps

 

sport climbing is fun

watch that back clip you hoser

don't TR off chains

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there's bad rain falling

global warming seen now while

mother nature weeps.

 

 

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Dr_Flash_Amazing said:

Distel has it right;

sport climbing is lots of fun.

Trad is for old folks!

 

boxing_smiley.gif

 

trad climbing is fun

in the blazing scorching sun

or in fridgid rain

 

sport climbing is fun

while drinking till you are numb

if you dont like pain

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marylou said:

Muffy she tells me

she cannot write a haiku

I think she must try

 

words flowing

I don't like rules

stops flowing

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chucK said:

fruit.gifmoon.gifwave.gifcry.gifthumbs_down.gif

rockband.gifsnaf.gifbigdrink.gifhahaha.gif

rolleyes.gifcry.giftongue.gifmad.gifthumbs_up.gif

 

that only works if

you count the drinker and beer

as seperate things bigdrink.gifbigdrink.gifbigdrink.gif

 

i think muffys is

the most poetic so far

even if its fucked

 

eat horsecock drink beer

sit around fire with friends

trading lies and spray

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Donkeypunch is banned

Donkeypunch is banned Charlie

Donkeypunch is banned

 

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Itchy and Scratchy

Back and forth with big hammers

Bunglehead picture rolleyes.gif

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who would have figured

you guys are so talented

bring it on wankers!

 

do we drink tonight?

so where the hell is pub club?

Seattle or not?

 

Frozen waterfalls

everchanging medium

ice is very nice

Edited by David_Parker

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David_Parker said:

 

do we drink tonight?

so where the hell is pub club?

Seattle or not?

 

The usual place

It is Seattle again

Dante's Steak and Grog

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