allthumbs Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN CLIMBING BUT AREN'T: 10. I'll need plenty of protection for this one. 9. Want to use my rope or yours? 8. Go ahead and tie in while I get my protection out. 7. I hate it when my protection fails! 6. That crack is big enough for your whole fist. 5. I'm getting tired of hanging here, but I want to try it one more time. 4. Better take a good selection of nuts. 3. I wish I hadn't lost that piece of protection in the crack. 2. Make sure you anchor in; I'm a lot heavier than you. and, the number one thing that sounds dirty in climbing but isn't: 1. Wow, what a great crack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 NICE!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa_Eagle Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 what about "is the screw good?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Ascending the prominent buttress = Were gonna go up that big butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 16, 2003 Author Share Posted September 16, 2003 I'm sure there's plenty more...I ripped that off from some choad on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopah Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Or, "Man, that's a dirty, loose crack!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 intimidating overhanging jugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 iain said: intimidating overhanging jugs when are 'jugs' ever intimidating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 So I was buried to my elbow in Jessica's crack.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 from a recent climb: i just need 6 more inches.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 There's a boulder problem called 'Jennifer Aniston'. I did Jennifer Aniston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mer Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 "Take me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 So I slammed a nut in this crack you could barely get a finger into... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 minx said: from a recent climb: i just need 6 more inches.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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