Fejas Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 So I took an alpine bouldering class with the mounties this last weekend and had all kinds of fun and learned some good skillz that I'm sure every one needs to know.... Just look at the fun we had... Our instructor was so motivating, he was really into this one boulder problem he called it the Mountie Vbeginer... Damn this gaper was good, he sent this problem in just nineteen trys... As soon as we sent, they taught us proper walk off slab down climbing, it was really exciting... All though This gaper could send, he had a little trouble with the walk off... Good thing our instructor was there to spot him... OOOOOOHHHHHHH SHIT!!! I think we should have taken the beginners course and learned the classic dirt slope rappel... Just a good reason to always rappel off any slope 6% or not... And yet another reason to always wear your helmet... I highly recommend every one on this site to take this course, it was not only educational, but a load of fun as well..... Quote
greenfork Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 but how come you violated the dress code????? Quote
RobBob Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 Words can't express how goofy this picture is. Quote
gapertimmy Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 my pussy still hurts from sending those problems. good times boys, good times. as per the dress code violation.... my polypro was stolen out of my truck in the icicle, i feel naked. Quote
minx Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 i notice that the "participants" are wearing rock shoes isn't this a dress code violation too? where are you boots? Quote
Fejas Posted September 8, 2003 Author Posted September 8, 2003 minx said: i notice that the "participants" are wearing rock shoes isn't this a dress code violation too? where are you boots? It was a bouldering class, duh? Quote
Figger_Eight Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 Yeah...but they let you get away with not wearing gaitors? Quote
Ducknut Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 Aren't you supposed to be wearing plastic boots and gore-tex VII? Quote
minx Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 Fejas said: minx said: i notice that the "participants" are wearing rock shoes isn't this a dress code violation too? where are you boots? It was a bouldering class, duh? but it was an "alpine" bouldering class. i did n't think rock shoes were allowed on alpine routes Quote
Off_White Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 Closer examination reveals the real director of the program. Can no one else detect the dire spoor of a dank demon of Cthulu? Quote
Fejas Posted September 8, 2003 Author Posted September 8, 2003 Figger_Eight said: Yeah...but they let you get away with not wearing gaitors? The gaitor are to keep our socks clean, since we weren't wearing sock with the rock shoes thay said it'd be ok if we didn't wear them this time... Quote
gapertimmy Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 wrong my friend, the real instructor of the class can be seen spotting me in the following snapshot: Richard is such a motivator, having his hand that close to my ass magically prevented me from falling, it was quite odd. Quote
Fejas Posted September 8, 2003 Author Posted September 8, 2003 gapertimmy said: wrong my friend, the real instructor of the class can be seen spotting me in the following snapshot: Richard is such a motivator, having his hand that close to my ass magically prevented me from falling, it was quite odd. Richard did get kinda touchy feely with you didn't he? Quote
gapertimmy Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 no he's really a caring individual, he would massage my hands for me when they got tired, put curious george bandaids on them, and then give an encouraging pat on the ass. a real class act, reminicient of Dwayner almost! Quote
Necronomicon Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 This shit isn't funny. You need to have more respect for people who are trying to learn how to boulder. Quote
allthumbs Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 Hey Necro, I took a nice shit this morning and immediately thought of you. Quote
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