Sphinx Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 I'm reading Anyone can be an Expert Sprayer! by Drew Sprayshaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Mr._Natural said: DUNG STATED  suck it erick  COME ON, Y'ALL KNOW I TYPE TOO FAST...IT WAS A TYPO DUNG, JUST CALM DOWN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: or sterilization... Â violence sucks... Â Sure it does but it sucks worse to be on the recieving end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 yeti said: Trask: "my 9 yr. old daughter can put 8 rounds of .45 in a 4" group at 7 yds. my son is an excellent trap shooter at 13 and beats the fuck outta assholes that flip him shit "  Do you live in a trailer?  "Jeez, last week my son and his friend got into a full blown fist fight in my yard. A true face punchout battle which I finally had to break up when my son Drew was slamming the other fucker's face into my cedar fence. "  Sounds like a good candidate for gun ownership, The YEti  Charlton Heston and Jesse "the body" Ventura are my idols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 you'd better smack yourself in the head a few times with a crowbar then.... if you really wanna emulate them... dont get me wrong i am sonservative...but both of them are fucking idiots.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 how'd you like to say that to my face you goddamn commie fuckstick cum guzzlin' homo sheep humpin' priest lickin' puke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 haha...you gotta admit the littleton thing was full o' shit on the part of your exalted leader... that was just not cool... and i dare ya to fuck with me...i jsut dare ya... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Nanga Parbat pilgrimage by Herman Buhl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: haha...you gotta admit the littleton thing was full o' shit on the part of your exalted leader... that was just not cool... and i dare ya to fuck with me...i jsut dare ya... big shit talker yo mama so dum she thought taco bell was a phone company in mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 your momma's so fat, she paints her nails at erl sheib... Â (thank yuo eddie murphy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003  Fence Shitter -  You were SO ugly at birth, your parents named you "SHIT HAPPENS"  trask  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Guys Wasn't this thread about books? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 kitten said: Guys Wasn't this thread about books? fuck, i knew it was something, but i'd forgotten thanx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Let's be honest. What's the very last book you opened? The last book I opened was this morning, in the can. I keep several books in there for "inspirational reading." The book I opened and read a few passages from was the timeless "Think and Grow Rich" by Napoleon Hill. Â (The time before that it was a few passages in Gator's guide. Mike! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Last book opened? Inside the Baby's Mind, this morning, while administering the 5:30 am bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 RobBob said: Let's be honest. What's the very last book you opened? The last book I opened was this morning, in the can. I keep several books in there for "inspirational reading." The book I opened and read a few passages from was the timeless "Think and Grow Rich" by Napoleon Hill. Â (The time before that it was a few passages in Gator's guide. Mike! ) Â Â Â Ok I just read the first short story in Gene Wolfe's latest short story collection, "Bluesberry Jam". Its about a blues musician stuck in a giant traffic jam, sort of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 trask said: Necronomicon said: Trash's Reading List: "Rebuilding Your Chevy 350: Mazimum Horsepower" "Guns, Guns, and More Guns" "Mee Reed Gud, U Reed Gudder" that's about spot on, and don't forget Hustler and Soldier of Fortune. Â You read Hustler for the articles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 nolanr said: trask said: Necronomicon said: Trash's Reading List: "Rebuilding Your Chevy 350: Mazimum Horsepower" "Guns, Guns, and More Guns" "Mee Reed Gud, U Reed Gudder" that's about spot on, and don't forget Hustler and Soldier of Fortune. Â You read Hustler for the articles? Hell no...for the jerk factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Bronco said: Â I'm still working on reading Moby Dick for some reason. Reading that novel is my white whale. Â I picked that up at a used book store, haven't tried reading it yet, I may be joining you. How about "the Rime of the Ancient Mariner is my albatross?" Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 I dug "Moby-Dick, or, The Whale". Took me like 5 days to read it. Did you know there is a chapter in there on giant squid? Also on what they do with the whale's foreskin when they flense it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Dru said: I dug "Moby-Dick, or, The Whale". Took me like 5 days to read it. Did you know there is a chapter in there on giant squid? Also on what they do with the whale's foreskin when they flense it. Â the ultimate lit. exam question... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_detrick Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 You coasties crack me up, I'm reading the frist americans , caveman and woman. Good shit. Kill things and f#$% , what more can you ask for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 trask said: Fence_Sitter said: what are you guys reading like 8 books at a time... or are you just recalling all the cool sounding shit you read in ontro to lit. in you freshmen year? my fucking point exactly truth be told, they're probably all jacking off to the latest edition of Playgirl  I just figured we all read a few books at a time cuz we are all A.D.D., and can't get by with just one book!  My case, anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 i'm reading thoughts and opinions (compilations of the works of einstein) it is a very good, and not so hard read... thouroughly reccomend it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 yeah right, and I'm reading the complete encyclopedia britanica series A - Z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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