PDX Pub Club

[Fence_Sitter]

Dr_Flash_Amazing said:

Where are we meeting again? And, like, when? Should the Doctor pick up some Vicodin for everyone on the way over?

 

vicadin and vodka... gottaluvit

[rbw1966]

I don't think I'd be downing any pills DFA gives you lest you wake up face down with his signature all over your nether regions.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

C'mon, rb-dub', you know as well as anyone that DFA doesn't need to drug anybody to bed them. Something about a stethoscope, scrubs, and that singular wit seems to be irresistible for most. You poor groupie. You're in denial, aren't you? Why don't you swing by the Amazing Clinic some time and we'll talk it over?

[sketchfest]

I would be more than happy to take some Vic off the good doctors hands, unfortunately, like everytime before, we all know that DFA will not show at our humble little gathering. Although I'm sure come Friday he will say that he was there and that we just don't remember.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

You're so cruel, you heartless animal!

 

[rbw1966]

Best halloween costume I ever wore was a set of scrubs and a stethascope. I think every girl in the room wanted me to listen to her heart. Did my lecherous soul a world of good.

 

Call me Dr. Love.

[Winter]

I'm callin both a ya Dr. Jackass. Now shaadup and drink.

 

[wayne]

Attention Pdxers... Is there anyway we could do the June one on Tues or Wed ( the 3rd or 4th) ?I pmed Jeff and many other friends about it.Pass werd on to Drew. I am actually there to see my daughters. Thanx

[ChrisT]

Sounds good to me but I'm not in charge

[rbw1966]

wayne1112 said:

Attention Pdxers... Is there anyway we could do the June one on Tues or Wed ( the 3rd or 4th) ?I pmed Jeff and many other friends about it.Pass werd on to Drew. I am actually there to see my daughters. Thanx

 

Either day works for me. Wed is better than Tues but either works.

[Dave_Schuldt]

Did DFA show to prove he is real?

[sketchfest]

PC is tonight, we'll have to wait and see

[ivan]

ChrisT said:

Sounds good to me but I'm not in charge

someone's in charge??? i thought we were all fascist anarachists (insert greamlin of swaztika wearing, eugene-cop beating smiley face)

[rbw1966]

ivan said:

ChrisT said:

Sounds good to me but I'm not in charge

someone's in charge??? i thought we were all fascist anarachists (insert greamlin of swaztika wearing, eugene-cop beating smiley face)

 

[erik]

WE'VE BEEN DISCUSSING THE DFA LIES AND DECEIT ABOUT MAKING APPERANCES. THE POWERS AT BE HAVE DEICEDED TO LOCK ALL HIS THREADS AND BAN HIM IF HE DOES NOT SHOW TONITE.

 

THANK YOU.

 

 

[allthumbs]

rbw1966 said:

ivan said:

ChrisT said:

Sounds good to me but I'm not in charge

someone's in charge??? i thought we were all fascist anarachists (insert greamlin of swaztika wearing, eugene-cop beating smiley face)

 

here's to the brave policmen for doing their job. What's that whore doing? A strip dance with the pole? She definitely got what she deserved.

[Winter]

Here's to the brave trial lawyer suing the shit out of the city for the cops' pathetic act of cowardice.

[rbw1966]

Yes--it does indeed take a great deal of bravery to don all that riot gear and spray an unarmed woman at close range with a few of your compadres.

 

Trask, I think your idea of bravery seems to differ considerably from mine.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

erik said:

WE'VE BEEN DISCUSSING THE DFA LIES AND DECEIT ABOUT MAKING APPERANCES. THE POWERS AT BE HAVE DEICEDED TO LOCK ALL HIS THREADS AND BAN HIM IF HE DOES NOT SHOW TONITE.

 

THANK YOU.

 

 

 

Now, now, cascadeclamberers would sink like a stone sans the buoying jay-nay-say-kwah of Dr. Flash Amazing's pricelessly witty banter. Better that you should be sponsoring the Doctor's PDXPC visits with free pitchers and gas money.

 

[Winter]

right .. more like gerbils and crisco.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

ivan said:

ChrisT said:

Sounds good to me but I'm not in charge

someone's in charge??? i thought we were all fascist anarchists (insert greamlin of swaztika wearing, eugene-cop beating smiley face)

 

got an invitation to go to Anarchy Camp

there will be twistin' fistin' biting fighting all in an evening

the soundtrack will go multi-platinum

 

barbecue a Boca while the effigies burn

you may not wanna stay to see how we take care of a turncoat

christiana's kinda far away

 

so come along with me

we can dance and trip and be anarchists

gotta get the manual and put it in the oven 'til it cooks

then we're gonna take the ashes to the wassail

and use them to spike the punch

 

rules of anarchy camp: reckless abandonment and

random acts of dumbness will be rewarded

if you see somebody takin' charge, you'll be expected to beat them

cuz everyone who's no one

will be participating

no one who is someone

will ever get to know the joys of anarchism

destruction of the system, yeah

 

so come along with us

salad days and nights on the anarchaic bus

gonna pick up indigents and crusties and a half a dozen nuts

and we're never comin' home

 

underwater basket-weaving

methamphetamine symposium

african killer spelling bees

bowling in ice-hockey rinks

anarchy camp's never inert

(you think we don't know that it's)

not much fun 'til someone gets hurt

(our only motto)

so we're greasin' up the rusty vert ramp

time to make some reservations

for next year's anarchy camp

 

 

[RobBob]

...and that was "Dr. Flash goes to Bandcamp," for all you freaks out there in radio-land...

[sketchfest]

See ya all tonight round 7:30. Me and the wifey will be ready to get a little drink on.mmmmmm...beeeer

[MtnHigh]

sketchfest said:

See ya all tonight round 7:30. Me and the wifey will be ready to get a little drink on.mmmmmm...beeeer

Sounds like Paul wants to get the little lady juiced tonight and prime her for some action later on. How about after the PC spins down we take sketchwify to Sassy's!!!

[christian510]

Hey, I just got the word on the party, but I'm not quite sure about its location. I couldn't pin it down in all the jabber going around. So where is it exactly?

 

Christian