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MisterE said:

erik said:

"if rudy is belaying, i think i am gonna stay home!"

 

or

 

"we not climbing with that aggro midget again are we?"

 

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Distel32 said:

"I only have one arm because I had to amputate the other"

yelrotflmao.gif Luke you would still go climbing yelrotflmao.gif

First time I met distel he showed up at my house in a mini hurricane rolleyes.gif

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bDubyaH said:

"I just don't feel that motivated" rolleyes.gif

After driving three hours to climb, he turned around and went home. Last time I climbed with him pitty.gif

my version of this i heard was "i'm not feeling like twight today"...this after driving 5 hours. the objective: forbidden. the promised consulation prize: "let's just go climb at broughton instead"

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that reminds me...me and my buddy were gonna go craggin in squish...it started snowing but we went anyways.... we didn't do any trad cause we were to scared, but did some sport routes dusting snow off the holds...no-one else anywhere to be seen...great day... fruit.gif

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Upon completing the arduous over-and-around-the-barbed-wire, across-the-irrigation-canal, and down-the-vegetated-gravelly-slope approach to Smith's Upper Gorge and then plunking down the packs at the base of the warmup of choice, putting on the harness and racking up some draws: "You have the rope, right?" "What? Dude, YOU were bringing the rope!" B__ then goes to take a leak before hiking back out, and proceeds to sprain his ankle on the rocks by the river. We limp back to the car, and the entire day is shot.

 

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a few years back, my ISO and I get up early to head to tieton. I pack lunch and misc. he's in charge of gear.

 

We stop for gas at which point i realize i haven't grabbed all the money i thought i had. We spend a good 30 min arguing about the fact that were a couple hundred miles from home and we've got $8. (we had lunch and plenty of gas) One of those melodramatic moments rolleyes.gif when he insists that we should just go home.

 

I convince him otherwise. We hike up to where we had planned on climbing only to find out we had no harnesses. That was the biggest waste of a day!

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erik said:

"i've got training on mt hood this weekend"

 

how'd I miss this thread.

might as well add erik's worn-out mantra:

 

i can't find my scooby doo shirt

my ewe's in heat

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Fence_Sitter said:

what? you can dish it, but you cant take it... choke on your gri-gri- yuo lycra wearin, bubaru drivin, hangdoggin, whinnin hippie...

 

'chootalkin'bout, holmes? Sounds like you're the one who can't take it; with your Carhartts or whatever you crack-wranglers wear all in a twist. Fuckin' cream-filled twink.

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