Sphinx Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Szy's tale of Dad almost dropping him to his death while reaching for his beer reminded me of one: Â "Remember, your belayer is drunk. Hehehaa. snort. burble." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 smoke pot, check knot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairns Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 From the top looking down: Â "I think those snow fields connect." Â Â From Russian partner: Â "We will complete this climb." Â Â To cab driver in Saudi Arabia: Â "Can you get me to the airport in 2 hrs?" Â Cab driver looks grim but nods yes, get in car and realize we are going in wrong direction, arrive small hut and cabbie gets out and hugs several women and children then we start for airport; realize he was saying goodbye to family in case never see them again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtflyfisher Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 While getting geared up for Outer Space, from way above, in a cracking, terrified voice- Â TAAaaaake, for the love-a-GOD TAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!! Â This was a few minutes before I said- Did you just piss right there on that tree? Â Yeah, why not? Â Couple minutes later the goat shows up and drives us off the ledge. Â THATS WHY, You friggin' idgit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 It's spelled: Â c a s c a d e c l i m b e r s dot c o m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 lenticular shmenticular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 "Boy, this snow is really hard. Maybe we shouldn't keep going without crampons or an axe. Oh, hell, let's go for it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 specialed said: smoke pot, check knot. Â Doubled back, bowl to pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szyjakowski Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 MisterE said: specialed said: smoke pot, check knot. Â Doubled back, bowl to pack. "PACK BEFORE YOU pack.........." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A7U Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 iain said: lenticular shmenticular  I shit you not, once I was admiring a museum photo of one of those clouds and there was a guy telling his g/f that the cloud meant good weather. Mde me think of the Darwin Awards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 "There's a trick to opening these Concord windows..." "Oops" Â "Oh, shit" -Jim Madsen, no? Â "Trauma is when it happens to me. 'No big deal is when it happens to you. That roof is 'no big deal'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegroid Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 hey guys, check this out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 "Quit being a bitch. Its just a little spindrift, now keep going..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 'i am short, so i am feeling inadequete today' Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 "Hey, wach chis!" followed quickly by "Here, hol' mabeer..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 erik said: 'i am short, so i am feeling inadequete today' Â Â I'm not gonna even take the bait!!!!!!! I've got to get back to my computer models...they are feeling neglected ...SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A7U Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 pilot: "Yeh, I probably have enough fuel" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A7U Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 pilot: "No worries, I bust the MEA on this approach all the time" Â "Sure the clouds at minimums, but we can get out of here in time" Â "It's the controller's JOB to keep the airliners separated from us" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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