Szyjakowski nickname contest

[catbirdseat]

Thus far we have Prophet for Erik, which is actually longer. We have catshit, CBS, and catturd for me. But we need something to spare us the agony of spelling Szyjakowski in our replies. I know HE thinks its easy. Can anyone come up with some good shorthand names for Szyjakowski?

[catbirdseat]

Oh, and preferrably, it wouldn't have so goddam many consonants.

[COL._Von_Spanker]

Z-diddy

[erik]

i affectionatly call him lil' bitch.....

 

[fleblebleb]

See-cow-ski

[RobBob]

Cornbread.

[Fejas]

cocksuckerererererer....

[allthumbs]

numbnutz

[chucK]

alphabet

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

How 'bout "Trask"? It's got a nice ring to it.

[allison]

How about "Ben"? Has a nice ring to it, now doesn't it!

[RobBob]

Allison, just go back to that adulterous affair...

[Szyjakowski]

chucK said:

alphabet

for christ sake you people

 

HOW aboot jamn

its my real nick name.

 

ERIK- you are such a piece of baby orca!

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Izzat pronounced like "damn" or "jammin'"?

[gregm]

z-bag (recycled from h.s. teacher).

[Szyjakowski]

Dr_Flash_Amazing said:

Izzat pronounced like "damn" or "jammin'"?

like "jaMen"

[erik]

Szyjakowski said:

 

"ja I LIKE Men, TRASK CUMS TO MIND!

 

sicko perv!!!

 

you really are trask jr!

 

 

 

 

[Szyjakowski]

erik said:

Szyjakowski said:

 

"ja I LIKE Men, TRASK CUMS TO MIND!

 

sicko perv!!!

 

you really are trask jr!

 

 

 

[allthumbs]

trask only likes women

 

you might try fda, I'm told he swings both ways

[COL._Von_Spanker]

like (ben)jamin...

 

Jah mon

[texplorer]

2+2=4

4 x 3= 12

There are 12 inches in a ruler.

Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.

Queen Elizabeth is the name of a ship.

Ships sail in the sea.

Fish live in sea.

Fish have fins.

The Fins fought the Russians.

Igor Stravinsky was a Russian.

Igor is a composer.

Composer. - .com = poser.

Scotteryx is a poser.

Scotteryx rhymes with pics.

Ice tools have pics.

Stephen King likes Ice tools.

Some say Elvis is the King.

Elvis is a singer.

Bob Marley is a singer.

Marley, "Hopes you like Jammin too."

Jah-man is a climb on sister superior.

Szyjakowski is a climber.

And that's why we should call Szyjakowski Jman.

[chelle]

Nice one Tex.

[minx]

texplorer said:

2+2=4

4 x 3= 12

There are 12 inches in a ruler.

Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.

Queen Elizabeth is the name of a ship.

Ships sail in the sea.

Fish live in sea.

Fish have fins.

The Fins fought the Russians.

Igor Stravinsky was a Russian.

Igor is a composer.

Composer. - .com = poser.

Scotteryx is a poser.

Scotteryx rhymes with pics.

Ice tools have pics.

Stephen King likes Ice tools.

Some say Elvis is the King.

Elvis is a singer.

Bob Marley is a singer.

Marley, "Hopes you like Jammin too."

Jah-man is a climb on sister superior.

Szyjakowski is a climber.

And that's why we should call Szyjakowski Jman.

 

so you're saying we should call him queenie?

[Szyjakowski]

texplorer said:

 

Marley, "Hopes you like Jammin too."

Jah-man is a climb on sister superior.

Szyjakowski is a climber.

And that's why we should call Szyjakowski Jman.

ah, man that is my favorite marley tune.

[Attitude]

minx said:

texplorer said:

2+2=4

4 x 3= 12

There are 12 inches in a ruler.

Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.

Queen Elizabeth is the name of a ship.

Ships sail in the sea.

Fish live in sea.

Fish have fins.

The Fins fought the Russians.

Igor Stravinsky was a Russian.

Igor is a composer.

Composer. - .com = poser.

Scotteryx is a poser.

Scotteryx rhymes with pics.

Ice tools have pics.

Stephen King likes Ice tools.

Some say Elvis is the King.

Elvis is a singer.

Bob Marley is a singer.

Marley, "Hopes you like Jammin too."

Jah-man is a climb on sister superior.

Szyjakowski is a climber.

And that's why we should call Szyjakowski Jman.

so you're saying we should call him queenie?

No, call him 4.