catbirdseat Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 (edited) Eric Simonsen's Detectives on Everest WAS featured on Evening Magazine with John Curly. I'd delete this if I could. Edited February 18, 2003 by catbirdseat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 Fuck John Curly!, and Fuck TV in general Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 18, 2003 Author Share Posted February 18, 2003 If you can't stand TV, read the book Detectives on Everest, or go see the show at Tacoma Natural History Museum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyjizzy Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Fuck AlpineK, he is just mad 'cause he gets shitty reception. Fuck AlpineK, fuck AlpineK, fuck AlpineK. Without television, we would have "Friends" featuring Jennifer Anistons boobs. Fuck AlpineK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Fuck you bitch. Â I know you folks who live out in the sticks need TV to keep you from knocking up your sister. Â So turn it on,keep your hands to yourself, and dream about how the female members of, "Friends," want to do you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 I have to agree with AlpineK on this one. TV licks. I can't watch 15 minutes without wanting to gnaw my arm off. It's the commercials. Orgasmic shampoo, Britney Spears, Pepsi, BUY ME BUY ME BUY ME. Shit. It's like those damned people who call asking if my windshield needs to be repaired. If my windshield needed to be repaired, then I would get it repaired. If I want a cool refreshing beverage, I'll buy a cool refreshing beverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleblebleb Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Â How come there aren't any telemarketeers that call to sell you beer kegs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Anybody see the Dateline special on Michael Jackson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 he used to be cool, now he's just a deformed very screwed up woman...I mean man....actually does anyone really know anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 I quite don't understand why so many give the old chap such a hard time. Is it cuz he's easy to pick on? Is it cuz he's different? What gives? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 SC - anyone who has sexually exploited or taken advantage of little children I tend to be a bit wary of, and so does most of the public.....That's all I'm saying, I think pedophiles are very disturbed people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PullinFool Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 I used a pedometer once, is that bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 19, 2003 Author Share Posted February 19, 2003 Michael Jackson is one messed up guy. He must have poor self-esteem, because he keeps messing with his face, especially his nose. No matter how he many times he changes his appearance, he'll never be satisfied. He has almost no nose left, for crissake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PullinFool Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 catbirdseat said: Michael Jackson is one messed up guy. Â Gee, ya think so? Wow, Dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 come on...doesn't it scare anybody but me that our choices on TV the other night were michael jackson, michael jackson or joe shmillionaire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 minx said: come on...doesn't it scare anybody but me that our choices on TV the other night were michael jackson, michael jackson or joe shmillionaire? Â no... your choice was between, a) Stupid TV, or b) read a book/ go for a walk/bike etc; drink; have sex; write a poem; see "Gangs of New York and oogle sexy movie stars (Diaz, hotcha!!!!!!); break a window; hug a tree; fake a UFO sighting; sign up in the US army; experience Buddhic oneness with the cosmos; spray online; do laundry; make dinner; phone your friends to tell em you love em cause you might die this weekend; training in the gym; philosophical debates; taking a night course; robbing a bank; learning to juggle; hunting giant squid in a bathysphere; dressing up as a Goth; learning Cantonese; saving a whale; building a robot; killing vermin ; winning the Nobel peace prize; selling used cars; living on the street; translating Etruscan; playing Scrabble; playing poker; blowing your brains out with a shotgun; waxing your bikini line; astral voyaging; smoking a fat blunt; baking a cake; brewing a keg of home made beer; silently screaming cause no one can hear you; redefining the definition of speed; stealing cars and joyriding; quitting it all and moving to montana to raise prize stallions; you know what i mean. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 I like to fire up the franklin outside and sit around telling lies and drinking...even on a weeknite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Dru said:Â Â no... your choice was between, a) Stupid TV, or b) read a book/ go for a walk/bike etc; drink; have sex; write a poem; see "Gangs of New York and oogle sexy movie stars (Diaz, hotcha!!!!!!); break a window; hug a tree; fake a UFO sighting; sign up in the US army; experience Buddhic oneness with the cosmos; spray online; do laundry; make dinner; phone your friends to tell em you love em cause you might die this weekend; training in the gym; philosophical debates; taking a night course; robbing a bank; learning to juggle; hunting giant squid in a bathysphere; dressing up as a Goth; learning Cantonese; saving a whale; building a robot; killing vermin ; winning the Nobel peace prize; selling used cars; living on the street; translating Etruscan; playing Scrabble; playing poker; blowing your brains out with a shotgun; waxing your bikini line; astral voyaging; smoking a fat blunt; baking a cake; brewing a keg of home made beer; silently screaming cause no one can hear you; redefining the definition of speed; stealing cars and joyriding; quitting it all and moving to montana to raise prize stallions; you know what i mean. Â Â This and the comments of the not-such-a-very-bad-person Glacierdawg are just beautiful. The Doctor heard of a monk once who had either predicted the coming of or referred to the reality of TV as the devil coming to your house in a box, his horns atop your house. Nice. Exorcise your home and de-demonize your life, lest you drown in the diabolical deluge of dumbed-down drivel. Â Up the written word! Pick up an alternative news weekly, get a subscription to your fav'rite periodical, get a library card, bounce around the dictionary, read everything from every author you ever liked, browse a catalog, grab a sample copy of 'Cat Fancy' from the supermarket. Drink deeply; it's good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 kill your television Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 trask has 4 TV's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Hey that was a remarkalbe evening. Was chattering with allison and had the t.v. on but the best part was inventing a new Marteini. Interesting things can happen even when you own a t.v. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scot'teryx Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 I like "Alias", that chick is hot That's why I have a TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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