COL._Von_Spanker Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Arrived Thursday night to Sin City prompty checked in to NYNY, and made my way out and about. Played some blackjack moseyed around in a stupor intil about 5am. Day 2: Woke up late and got to the sports book at mandalay bay around 3pm to catch the rest of the days horses and get set up for some multipitch gambling. I got the beta on how to bet and read the daily race sheet which was definately the crux of this route. Betting on the horses is by far the best route. We topped out around 7 and got some dinner at some Chinese place. After dinner our next route was "Purple Riegn" a prince tribute band at the bar in the Boardwalk, which is the dive casino of the casino's on that part of the strip. It was very amusing and the band was great. Leaving at about 1:00 it was time for dinner number two at Le Cafe in Paris. 9.99 steak; mmm mmm good. Well, the night was far from over so we decided to make an attemp on the route called "Jaguar stip club". The approach wasn't too bad as it was done in a limo. A very classy joint I must say, 4 stages, comfy furniture, lovely ladies. It is said to be the nicest joint in town. The crux if this route was definately the bill which ended up being about $300 for 3 people. Jamie (a girl) thought it would be good if Pinto and I got lap dances, so that inflated the cost a great deal. Leaving penniless and in a total drunken stupor, recalling rounds of Jaeger and tequila with a stripper, the stripper and Jamie having a heart to heart about life over cigarettes and beer, and countless other blurry images. The descent route ended up being a little over 3 mile, which put us at the hotel well after dawn; the sunrise was great. Day 3: Walked down the strip to the sports book at the Stardust. Won some money on Jefe de Jefes; a promising horse. Moved to som place across the street that looks like a diner but has this killer mirror lined bar with a big sunken fireplace that is filled with water and had fire bubling out of the water. I found myself with a larger group this night and found the crux was deciding where to go. Ending up at some lame Vegas club was ok, but I knew I would pay for it in the morning; it was good that we were able to haggle our way in for free. I almost got beat up which was fun. Final Day: Departure Day; killed time reading until the flight left. Spent a lot of time at the airport and got back really late. That airport is a shithole. BOTTOM LINE; NO CLIMBING. OH WELL, I BROUGHT ALL MY SHIT, BUT IT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN. I WILL GO BACK TO CLIMB VERY SOON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Sad, very sad, sad, sad, sad performance. The rule for Vegas is one hour partying for every two pitches of climbing. So sounds like you're in the hole for maybe 40 pitches or so. Routes on the panty wall don't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COL._Von_Spanker Posted February 5, 2003 Author Share Posted February 5, 2003 Well then I'm definately due for a return trip... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Sad, very sad, sad, sad, sad performance. The rule for Vegas is one hour partying for every two pitches of climbing. So sounds like you're in the hole for maybe 40 pitches or so. Routes on the panty wall don't count. speical you still tryin to send the panty route???? and COL. PARTIES on the routes do not count. i am due for some serious vegas strip action...too much climbing last time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 South Tacoma Way strippers aren't good enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 South Tacoma Way strippers aren't good enough? i've got new territory... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 lk. city wy? Rick's 's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 lk. city wy? Rick's 's IT;S IN OLYMPIA SMART GUYS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 There must be lots of in Oly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 There must be lots of in Oly more then you know!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 col., i am very disappointed with your tr. the only climbing in it appears to be either you onto barstools or girls onto your lap. the good thing is at least you had fun. next time, get your ass up some rocks!!! (ps - girlies, the strip clubs in las vegas are WAY better than anything you'll find around here ... which isn't much.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 (ps - girlies, the strip clubs in las vegas are WAY better than anything you'll find around here ... which isn't much.) -- TheLawGoddess and you would know this how........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 TLG, showgirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 (edited) (ps - girlies, the strip clubs in las vegas are WAY better than anything you'll find around here ... which isn't much.) -- TheLawGoddess and you would know this how........... I used to work with this guy at a pizza place that was also a bouncer at several of the strip clubs in town (eugene). I met some of the strippers here. The ones I met were all skanky crank heads Edited February 6, 2003 by Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 and you would know this how........... trask, of all people - you have to ask??? please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 (ps - girlies, the strip clubs in las vegas are WAY better than anything you'll find around here ... which isn't much.) -- TheLawGoddess and you would know this how........... I used to work with this guy a a pizza place that was also a bouncer at several of the strip clubs in town. I met some of them. They were all skanky crank heads most of them smoke too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 (ps - girlies, the strip clubs in las vegas are WAY better than anything you'll find around here ... which isn't much.) -- TheLawGoddess and you would know this how........... I used to work with this guy a a pizza place that was also a bouncer at several of the strip clubs in town. I met some of them. They were all skanky crank heads most of them smoke too DUDE you better fucking watch your ass if we ever meet in person because I may kick your sorry self into the following week. you mother fuckin piece of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 (ps - girlies, the strip clubs in las vegas are WAY better than anything you'll find around here ... which isn't much.) -- TheLawGoddess and you would know this how........... I used to work with this guy a a pizza place that was also a bouncer at several of the strip clubs in town. I met some of them. They were all skanky crank heads most of them smoke too DUDE you better fucking watch your ass if we ever meet in person because I may kick your sorry self into the following week. you mother fuckin piece of shit yowza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 She's known as the Wanker Sprayer for a reason! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Holy Shit, who's Muffy pissed at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Holy Shit, who's Muffy pissed at? mus be a nic fit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Holy Shit, who's Muffy pissed at? mus be a nic fit! i was going to suggest that, but didn't want to dig myself any deeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Holy Shit, who's Muffy pissed at? watch out, gregm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 (edited) Muffy is pissed at gregm for being a cock sucking shit for brains pussy not a nic fit. this is reasond rage and you better watch it. My shit list isn't long and you are on it. Edited February 6, 2003 by Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 (edited) Muffy is pissed at gregm for being a cock sucking shit for brains pussy not a nic fit. this is reason furry and you better watch it. My shit list isn't long and you are on it. who is the furry??? gregm in a mascot suit tooate 4 the edit muffy i got your spilling of gregm's furry secret fetish for all to see! Edited February 6, 2003 by Dru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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