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I'll bring the hot dogs and marshmellos to roast on what is left.

Just think if the Boston Tea Party was today. All the impact statements that would of been filled out after the "crime" took place. Plus, all the members of the Sons of Liberty that might not of taken part do to the impact on the creatures in the harbor. My god we might of ended up under English Rule after all and had all our 2nd amendment rights flushed out with the incoming tide.

I'd rather feel some nice jugs than beat my chest. (.)(.)

Hanoi Jane and Bagdad Penn...I have never seen a Jane Fonda movie since the day she went to Hanoi and I have as of this day put Sean Penn on that same list. At least I have the sisu to make a stand.

Ghost fish are the salmon in their final stages of life. They appear all white with bits of flesh dropping off. Some will actually bite a fly or lure as you reel them in you wonder what you have on the line and then you see it... Wild salmon are a wonder to behold. Fish that fight to spawn and then die to contribute their natural body remains to the stream bed for further life(insects and such) Forgive me for wandering. I just like these fish

If anyone on this site has experience with smooth bore carbs I need some help. I haven't run my Harley for 18 months or so. I thought I did all the correct work for long term storage but forgot to drain the float area. Even with shutting off fuel flow and running engine till it ran out of fuel I guess some fuel was there and upon start up I varnished the slow jet. I got that cleaned and reassembled everything today for start up. It was running in no time, BUT the exhaust pipes turned cherry red!!!!! Does this indicate an air leak from the gasket on the carb or is it something else? (I had the bike running with the slow jet plugged and nothing turned cherry red)

Colin, the first Fench guides did not use crampons, but had nailed boots(triconi I believe the spelling goes). Crampons were viewed as cheating and then the damn Germans used 12 points on the Eiger, fucking cheaters.hahahahahahaha I love the Germans always on top of ingenuity.

Fairweather, I used to supplement our meat supply with a monthly spear fishing trip from somewhere south of Edmonds to the public beach north of the oil docks in the 70's. I'd do this at high tide to catch the south going rip about 200 yds offshore and then swim in to catch the north going rip. It was a sweet deal. I'd spear about 60 pounds of fish, collect clams and crab for the pot. Freeze up filets and have fresh clams and crab that day. Anyway I NEVER gave one thought to large predators until this year. I was talking with a professional diver that works the Sound from way down south to near the top by the Friday Harbor Island area. He was telling me about his shark encounters. At first I thought he was pulling my leg but after he was done I was a believer. I won't tell his stories but needless to say if I were to spear fish again in the Sound I would do as I do in Hawaii...blood proof bucket in a float tethered on a quick release. Frist tug and Mr or Ms Shark can have my catch of the day. By the way I quit spearing because of the number of fish I saw with tumors on their sides!!!!! Grim

What a waste of time that was.

I went fishing with GregW. Water was high and the rain was pouring on us like we were in a blender. It was fun though. Greg was the man...he was the only one to catch anything. Lots of ghost fish in the water...yuk. I hated removing them from my nets in Bristol Bay and I still hate it sport fishing. Gives one the creeps especially if a finger just slides into the body tissue!

Alcoholics Anonymous has saved more lives that any rehab program world wide, 666. If you have ever done research in rehab programs before opening up your fucking pie hole you'd of found out that medical type rehab programs have about a 2% successful rate after a three year period. In other words 98% of the clients go back to using. AA on the other hand has about a 12% success ratio after 3 years, but the amazing thing about AA is they plant a seed that fucks up using. Of the 88% that went back out another 12% of them will come on back to AA and succeed. So as the time element goes on AA can help about 21% of all who enter their doors, and the tax payer does not pay the AA program a single penny. PLUS, I have found thru out the years that the only people that have a problem with AA,CA, NA, are addicts themselves so, 666, I guess you have answered that question with your tirade. Once again I have to say AA and the like have saved many lives. Both the addict and the victims in the home and on the street. Now, 666, you can rant and rave and make an ass out of yourself on this topic of AA. I must continue further though on the other two things you hit upon. Hitler, Stalin and others burned Bibles. 666 are you following in their foot steps? Are you going to tell us next that certain races are to be collected and destroyed as your heros did? You, my friend, are one fucked up individual. And finally I must say this. I taught school for 20+ years in Alaska and for the last 3 in the Lower 48, so I do have a little experience on the following subject. When I would look at my top 30% GPA students I would find that a VAST majority were Morman children. THEY had the following traits that helped make them successful: 1. a family that cared 2. a value system 3. a support group in the church 4. they were encouraged to involve themselves in the day to day activies in the schools by mom , dad, aunts, uncles etc. In the course of my 20+ years of teaching I have found that the Morman kids did the same stuff we all do growing up, but they have a deep seated value system that helps act as a keel to bring them back to home port. Now, I know I will be hit with a tirade on this topic...EX-Mormans and Morman haters and of couse the exception to the rule. (By the way I have seen, visited and broken bread with the exception to the rule Mormans too. In fact some were asked to leave the church, but they were a minority, and I must say I agreed with the church's decision.) By the way I am not nor I have I ever been a Morman. I am a heathen, fire breathing ass hole from hell that just loves to involve himself in conflict and pain. Bring it on MO-FRO! Had to add this last little bit. Was thinking of this while on my run. That top 30%(religiousor not) had family helping family, a value system either church based or some type of family based value system and positive re-inforcement for the entire family. There were the exceptions to the rule in that 30%, too. I saw kids from the worst home life and background succeed, but they are few and far between.

I liked yours Cavey, but this is my all time favorite at the moment. ZZ Top... She's A Heartbreaker Find this song on Sheet music, CD (Gibbons, Hill, Beard) She used to drive a beat up pickup Down around San Antone Stealin' the heart of every guy in town Includin' the one I own But this sweet young thing of seventeen Would sting you with the lovesick blues Just a blonde haired blue eyed picture of sin Lookin' for someone to use She's a lover 'n fighter, she's a wild bull rider And I'm wonderin' why she left me such a long time ago She's a heartbreaker, she's a love taker She can break a heart and take all the love she needs Well I heard she got down in Beaumont And she wound up in El Paso She was tuff as a boot and thin as a rail And she could step to the cotton eyed Joe If you run across this flagrant fuzzy Slip in and get her while you can Cause before too long she'll be good as gone And runnin' with another man She's a lover 'n fighter, she's a wild bull rider And I'm wonderin' why she left me such a long time ago She's a heartbreaker, she's a love taker She can break a heart and take all the love she needs The 3 man Texas band that kicks ass

Neither could be me cause they look like they are fighting fair. Kick, bite, throw, knee, head butt, gouge, spit tobacco juice in their eyes, use stationary objects as bull eyes for the opponents body parts, push into moving traffic, drown, what did I miss...

Robbob, thanks for the hahahahahahaha

Home for the holiday, gee you never left mama's tit you fucking dip wad.

All I have to say to DFA is piss up a rope and suck on the wet end. This should not be too hard for you as from what I gather you already have experience in being a rope sucker.

Which one, Dr. False Amazing or Johnny Destiny? At least JD called it like it was and not like DFA aka"rope choker". Personally everything that comes out of DFA sounds like the bull on the farm that was posted not so long ago. To who ever posted: why can't we just all get along. This would be nice but then we have to be like each other and what a boring piece of shit this world would be then. Conflict makes man more inventive as some smart German once said. Just think about all the tools of mass distruction and not so mass distruction that have been made and put to good use after the fact. I know that this will draw fire but its true. If anyone cares to deny it then they are a fool.

Trask that was a great one. Just sat down to surf and relax after working out. I have to put that one to memory. Off White, glad you enjoyed them.

My back hurts, my penis is sore I simply cannot f*** anymore I'm covered with sweat And You haven't cum yet And my god its a quarter of four! There once was a girl from Berlin Who was f***ed by an elderly Finn Though he diddled his best And f***ed her with zest All she could ask was, "Is it in?

Oh, god no, Now ya have done it. I am thinking of nothing but filty limericks. I was once asked to recite all I knew while climbing at Inersection Rock. Apparently the Southern Cals didn't think a frozen brain with grey beard could recite as many as I did. They left after about poem 6.hahahahaha Which was good it left more space for us to climb on.

Yes, I am a teacher. Math, chemistry and biology. All the ez subjects. I hated writing classes, but loved lit and public speaking.

There once was a girl called Louise Whose c**t hair hung down to her knees The crabs in her twat Tied the hairs in a knot And now they use it for a flying trapeze author unknown, but I like it.

Great story but I can't share it with the kids in my classes today. I can only tell them to check the wonderful .com site known as...

Hey Cap'n Caveman, I have head gear for two and two sets of 16oz gloves. I'll be the ref. You guys name the spot and I'll bring the gear and the beer of choice. sisu

Greg, no one can reason with the PC Pacific NW Coasters. They want to get along with the whole world(and that would be great), even if it meant they would hide their women behind walking tents and face east 5 times a day to pacify anyone that threatened them. The last request by the al-Qaida was requesting the US to convert to Islam and something else that my poor old mind has forgotten. Anyway, the point being, I would bet there are people in the US that would relent and say lets give in and meet some of their requests just to be PC.