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I'll keep my big mouth shut for now. Been reading and listening about the subject at hand. The jury is still out in my opinion. Cool heads but keep it locked and loaded.
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Hey Trask as a little kid I used to practice head butting plywood so I could kick the shit out of my tormentors. hahaha.....Waaaaa sisu does not fight fair...waaaa
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FFFFFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK I had to work today. I got to ski Monday and Wednesday though. But I hear the ski report and I get sick. WAAAAAAAAAAA
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Helmets are a personal choice. I used to be like you, but after seeing countless injuries that were not necessary I wear one all the time. If you want to think of me as a wussy then so be it. My head my choice and by the way a head butt to someone's face hurts less with a helmet on. I like physical confrontation
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Boo Hoo Hoo, go home to yo mama, and cry :cry
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God damn it I agree with the sex-coco. I think I have to go puke and I haven't done that in 12 years.
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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions... The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet." The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, biker" They turn to a woman and ask her, " What are you? " She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc
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The Complete Military History of France 1. Gallic Wars In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, the Italians . 2. Hundred Years War Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted. 3. Italian Wars France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. 4. Wars of Religion France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots 5. Thirty Years War France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. 6. War of Revolution Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. 7. The Dutch War Tied 8. War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War; Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. 9. War of the Spanish Succession Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. 10. American Revolution In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." 11. French Revolution Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French 12. The Napoleonic Wars Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. 13. The Franco-Prussian War Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. 14. World War I Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. 15. World War II Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. 16. War in Indochina Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu. 17. Algerian Rebellion Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim
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1.Cost of housing in the PNW 2.Cost of autos(new is worse than used ) 3.Good quality organic food 4.Every sport I took up as a child has become popular and the cost of doing them now is extreme(hummm this explains why I have no bank account just debt. Oh well on my death bed I will not not regret having not lived to the fullest) 5.CD's ( I burn other peoples to save $ for fun) 6.Good quality tea and coffee The list could go on but why. We have to do what we enjoy and that is that. Like a good friend in Vanderhoof said once of the Canadian economy. Its fucking fucked but ya just have to go on livin' like its yer last day and enjoy it.
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I can't believe how short minded people are. Geeze H Krist, every time a "peace march" was held to protest the Viet Nam War a god damn fight broke out, but every time a fight starts a hockey game breaks out. By the way I am in FULL agreement with Caveman, Greg and Trask. And that is all I am gong to say about this sorry ass thread.
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a Confessional Box, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk just sits there. Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk replies, "Ain't no use knockin'. There's no paper on this side either..."
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Brain child in the promised land. There goes a mental midget.
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She's hotter than a June bride in a feather bed.
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Sorry, Vege, and thanks for the laugh Trask. Personally I don't like thongs on anyone. I saw(shudder) thongs on several very obese females and males in Hawaii a few years ago. Needless to say even a good looking girl gets the vivid image of the hidden thong back to my frontal lobe.
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I am not one of the custodial staff, vegecock. By the way without a good custodial and secretarial staff the schools would grind to a halt. These people can contribute positively to a school's atmosphere. I've seen some amazing things happen for kids when the entire staff clicks.
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Another pack that I bought because it it SIMPLE is a rock climbing sac by a company in Squamish called On Site. This pack is one big sac. No pockets, no daisey chains, etc. It is ballistic cloth, top flap with a storage area, removable waist band and ability to stuff shoulder straps out of way so you can haul the pack and a bivy pad. Inside bottom is yellow so you don't have the black hole effect. Cost was $99.00 in Canada when I bought it who knows what it costs now.
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This topic was discussed b/4. Wild Things has replaced the "shitty" material with a stiffer stronger material. I sent my "old" version back to them for replacement. They did this with no arugment. I have the "new" version and believe it will take years of abuse. I showed it to Caveman the last time we were out and he was in agreement about the new material.
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I want some beta on a problem I am having. In the last year after running (next AM) my heels on the bottom back portion to the lower outside edge hurt like HELL. After suffling around a bit the pain goes away. I buy new shoes every 6 months to avoid the worn out shoe problem, switched to a foot bed to see if that would help, so far nothing. I always buy the best cushioned heel shoe I can find. My ortho doc told me only to buy AIR MAX to protect my knee(s), but I decided to try another brand with a good heel cushion, but no change. ANY ANSWERS would be appreciated.
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30 years ago I'd of brought a big bong to the Gendarme, but the only thing it would of fixed would of been my pupils. hahahahahahahaha
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It got a smile. Thanks, Sisu.
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Trask its not the school systems that have abused the food programs. I believe that its been lawyers and federal bureaucrats that have done the public school systems in. School adminiatration had NO BALLS. Non what so ever. If they have any they are either fired or their balls are removed and put in a mason jar somewhere on a shelf. Lawyers have done schools in by sueing the schools in for every little infraction and big infraction. Sure some of the suits are justified but tons of them are just digging for money. as a result schools back off from so much stuff it makes you sick. In 23 years I have seen, heard and been involved in suits. My take on the public schools of America is they are broken. Natcho(I refuse to spell it correctly) got on my case for not writing every little detail of my road rage incident in the 70's with the logger. I could go into all the details of the schools here, but why? Sure we still produce good kids, but there is so much bull shit that goes on that you are not allowed to stop for reasons.... again that I refuse to go into because its just too much and too controversial. We have so much controversy on this board already that I just don't want to go there. Funny for me to say that but that is the case. got to go kids are coming. School taxes are another thing. Why does the entire country(correct me if I am wrong) see fit to saddle the land owner with paying for schools? There should be another way to have a different tax pay for schools. I have no answers. Does anyone out there have any?
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quick come backs: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." Caught for speeding: The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. Hope this cheers up someone's day.
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I'll tell you what natcho scared or not scared I can drive scooter real good. Shooting would of been by my passenger, she was scared and shoots a whole lot better than me. PLUS if you doubt my truthfullness ask my friends.