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It was bio-diesel, beeyotch! That's legal in them-there parts.

I re-soled my station wagon's fatties with stealth rubber and was attempting the FIRST AUTOMOTIVE ASCENT of IB and got a flat tires on this fat crimp. I was drunk and forgot my tools when I got done changing my tires.

Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly. Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

OMG please lord, don't let me hear anything more disgusting this week

Good point. They really need help with their swing. Maybe we should send some Peace Corps volunteers to help coach them.

How can you do something first time, more than once??? My pastor says that if I can make my heart pure, I will be 'fresh' in the eyes of the Lord.

The first step in curing your communism is admitting you're a communist.

Sounds suspiciously like I think we have a RED hidden in our midst!

Damn, this is a small world.

it's a distant second to climbing

I'm going mano-a-mano with Katie Brown in the Sumo ring.

FAT KIDS: AMERICA'S RENEWABLE RESOURCE eat all you like, we'll make more

killing fat people seems so drastic and (dare I say it?) 'Republican.' It would be much more humane to keep them in pens (not that they would run very far) and periodically harvest the fat via liposuction.

There may be a limit, but we're nowhere near it.

Dru! Come baaack to bed!

yecchg. face lifts one on th right reminds me of that character in "Brazil"

Is she looking for climbing partners?

I'm envious of anyone heading off to Utah. My latest crush is in St. George.

Damn. A man leaves the cubicle for a minute, and look what he misses. Work sucks.

After 2+ years of grumbling about your mid-week TR's, now you start bitching about 'work'? Sack up, chump!

Does this mean 5 separate flights up the glacier, or 5 tries once on the glacier?

Hey Chris - Ropegun THE TOOTH for me and I'll belay you up Rainier.

That's pretty cool. Props to unprecedented customer service.