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My special brownies are simply a nutritional supplements.

Rob Halford, gay?!!? Check this pic out and think again! Sheesh, next thing ya know you'll be saying that Freddy Mercury was gay.

Yeah, but I'm tired of Aurora.

Wanna think in rigid lock-step with PP? Read, aborb, regurgitate the credos of the following 3 organizations. Cato Institute The Heritage Foundation The John Birch Society Any indigestion you experience as part of ethical qualms, or logical inconsistencies is YOUR FAULT for not having CORRECT THOUGHT. If the content seems a little 'heavy' or 'deep,' then these useful tracts might be more appropriate for you: Jack Chick Pamphlets

right back at ya link

Do you have a source on some good neon spandex? I think it is exactly what I need to take my climbing to the next level. I'm already using the correct gear sling, so I know that isn't it. Come with me, Little Oly. We'll dress in suitable hard-man spandex and send the sickness. Later, we'll enthusiastically search each other for ticks.

You have to plug it in first.

Saturday 4/16 Forecast in Detail for GEORGE, WA Day Clouds breaking for some sun with a shower here and there, becoming breezy in the afternoon High 63° F Maximum RealFeel® 59° F RealFeel Shade® 57° F Winds SSW at 14 mph Wind Gusts 33 mph Maximum UV 4 Thunderstorm Probability 2% Amount of Precipitation 0.08 in Amount of Rain 0.08 in Amount of Snow 0 in Hours of Precipitation 2 Hours of Rain 2

That's pretty good, but I didn't see a corkscrew and it looks like the rectilinear lens on the x-ray lens needs a color filter. The key chain is cool.

I've been schooled by CBS.

Thanks for the fashion advice, DH. I've got some other important questions about dressing for climbing, like about pants. I've got this friend, and he wears capri pants when climbing. He calls them knickers, but you and I know that they're really capri's. Is he gay? Should I avoid bivying with him? He's always reaching into my chalkbag while I'm wearing it- is he just copping a feel of my firm, proud buttocks? I asked him if he was gay, but he says 'No, look at all these hard-men from the late eighties, dressed in skin-tight spandex. Sure, they LOOK gay, but they're as hetero as a glam-rock band. Do you think Judas Priest is gay? Didn't think so.' So he went ahead bought me some spandex that matches his, so we could both become real hard-men. So my other question is - when I'm wearing my spandex, should I tuck my shirt in or not?

I'm anticipating that shoes will only be available to women by prescription.

In PP's defense, we have repealed the estate tax. That means that the next generation will really benefit. If you're rich.

Medicare will cover Viagra, but RU-486 is blocked from over-the-counter access and the FDA lifts the ban on silicone breast implants. Tell me with a straight face you don't see a pattern here.

he bought me a soda, he bought me a soda and tried to molest me in the parking lot

Tag Team Wrestling

Hey- pipe down over there!! I'm having trouble finding the nipple!

Black Eyed Peas Blackalcious Bo Diddley Buddy Holly Camper Van Beethooven Cat Power Chuck Berry Clem Snide Donovan The Flaming Lips Fountains of Wayne Franz Ferdinand Jerry Lee Lewis The Jesus and Mary Chain Little Richard Marvin Gaye Mclusky Modest Mouse Mudhoney Nada Surf The New Pornographers Old 97's The Roots Screaming Trees Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet Sleater-Kinney Snow Patrol Stellastarr Sugarcubes The Thermals Velvet Underground Yeah Yeah Yeahs Yo La Tango and the 3 presidential debates.

Whatever. Next thing you'll tell me is that Pamela Anderson's breasts aren't real- or that Britney Spear's lipsyncs. Don't mess with the fantasy.

kk- it's a reference to an archaic pregnancy test. It not a reference to Floppsie, Britney's purebred Angora rabbit (who is doing fine, btw). Floppsie:

Absolute weight matters in climbing.

...makes my palms sweat just lookin' at her..

whoah

I am simultaneously inspired and reminded that I suck.