crazyjizzy

Thats what you should ski AlpineK! Who gives a shit about this weird 009 shit! Talk English you Dumbass!

Rat, It was none other than Jonny Blitz. He got way up, and decided to back off cuzz' things were way shitty. As Stoddard, Russ, and I watched, and the Kroeses and Ten Gram hiked to the top with a rescue TR, Blitz got lowered. Half way down all his screws except the top one pulled out of the shitty ice due to a little outwrd pull. That was one lucky Little Blitz, and I am sure Twight would be proud of his pal.

Did the Original Route in '93. Thought the first hard pitch was fairly difficult, and used a couple of pins. Up higher we placed a couple more, and may have used a cheater sticked on some bolts to avoid placing any more. The route is extensively bolted, and from my view hangng in ladders, sometimes needlessly so. I thought it was a moderate route, and never took anything special, including hooks, cam hooks, etc. [ 12-15-2001: Message edited by: crazyjz ]

Yo, AlpineK: I think you might have been a little hard on Lam. I think he is an all around climber dude, and has his own (wrong) oppinion ( I spell almost as bad as you). Lambone: I think you miss the point about the anchors on the GNS. Those anchors replaced two (later three) 1/4" button heads that Rich Carlstad (I think) placed in 1980. These bolts were wire roped to a 6" dia. x 1" material ring. These anchors have always been obtrusive. It is not unknown for up to eight begineers to be all hanging like a big clump at this location, with no other backups. While these are big anchors, they are strong, safe, and only moderately overkill. As far as Daryl saying they are dangerous, well Daryl is a freaking idiot. Maybe the anchors are ill placed, but they went into the original stance, at the natural place to stand. In 27years of climbing, I have never seen a stance that gets as crowded as the top of GNS. CaveMan: You da bomb baby! Dru: Why do you want to out Kathy? I hear that she has always respected you.

I have heard 'yotes at my parents house in Woodinville. I also think I saw a wolf near Hope BC.

I was just joking Scott. I think it must have broken off in multiple pieces over time. The piece that I broke was about 2'x 2'. When I got on it, I thought "if this rips' I'm fucked" about two seconds later, I was fucked. Tweaked my back a little, and called it an end to the day.

But, did you rerally cut any switchbacks? There are trails all over Si, and taking a "way trail",is to me is not really cutting a switch back, as long as it diverges from the main trail an appropriate distance.

White Trash Crazy JZ here; I'm the one who ripped the flake, and took a nasty ripper. I sure you think I deserved it.

John: I'm calling you out! I think you sent the B man to cyber puratory, now you are acting like you are all buddy buddy with him. Be a man and tell us who wears the pants around here, you or TIMM! Long live Bonzo! We need to know the truth!

I'm pissed that those fascists who rule the roost here killed Bonzo without telling us why! Why why why? Without him, even Lambone, Dru, and the Capt. are a little less interesting. Maybe Dwanyer and Pope can ruminate on Lou's penis some more. Bonzo was one of the most quintessential Americans of all, and in this time of turmoil, we nedd his steadying influence. God Bless me, America, and Bonzo. [ 11-28-2001: Message edited by: crazyjz ]

David Parker: As you all know, I am one hill-billy juke mother fucker, and I have broke more old climbing ropes with trucks, cats, and tractors than I can count. They typically break either at one side of the knot, or at the hitch, shacle, or clevis. One time we were tryng to yard an old alder down with four parallel rope tied to D4, and they all broke essentially simulateously, with a report that sounded like a bomb.

It is cool when you can quote yourself! I am a fucking computer illiterate, as well as an abrasive little dick.

quote: Originally posted by crazyjz: That bolt was a totally rusty piece of shit when I first climbed OS in the late seventies. I am sure it either just fell out, rusted off, or came out in someones hand. It dates (I am sure) to the dark ages when Retro, Pete, Victor, and I were babies (little ones that is). Some poor misguided sap didn't have enough pins. Remember, the first edition of "Mountaineering : Freedom..." had a section on how to place a bolt. This is nothing new. What I wonder about is the big shiny bolt on top of the pedestal. I don't ever remember seeing a bolt there before, although it is on the start of the final Remourse headwall.

That bolt was a totally rusty piece of shit when I first climbed OS in the late seventies. I am sure it either just fell out, rusted off, or came out in someones hand. It dates (I am sure) to the dark ages when Retro, Pete, Victor, and I were babies (little ones that is). Some poor misguided sap didn't have enough pins. Remember, the first edition of "Mountaineering : Freedom..." had a section on how to place a bolt. This is nothing new. What I wonder about is the big shiny bolt on top of the pedestal. I don't ever remember seeing a bolt there before, although it is on the start of Remourse.

Who is a bigger trailer trash slut - Kitty, or Chris Boskoff?

Who cares about guides jumping ship, how about owners jumping on the bones of pollacks while their husbands wait at home?! Oops, I did it again!

How about "Barrows Boys" (1999 or 2000), a history of British explorations in Africa and the search for the Northwest Passage, or "The Last Place on Earth". The latter book is an account of the trips to the South Pole, and how smart and cagey Norwegians are, and how Scott was a dumbass English fop. The "Last Place..." was also a PBS miniseries (1985). I forget the authors, but both are available in the King Co. Lib. Sys.

Hey Peter Puget: I believe that you just slandered Dick Cilley. When I did the the same thing in May you got your panties in a bunch about how terrible it was to anonymously malign someone (5/02/2001 4:44pm). Yet you have done the same thing. I doubt your name is really Peter Puget. You are nothing but a two faced piece of shit.

Beck: People like alpineK should bow to your (as Erik Cartman would say) athoriti. You and your Nordic epulets (sp?) are the "MAN" above tree line in MRNP. While the K was still in high school, you were hanging your ass out 40' above Lake Superior. You know lots of secret shit, and how to puke in a helicopter. You are ready 24*7 to answer booty call for Tacoma Mountain Rescue. You are a god, and I worship you!

I talked to Doug Klewin a couple of days ago, and he was amazed that the poseur "the Iceman" (we are talking Dr. Dwayner here) was still poking around climbers. But me talking to Doug is no big deal, cause I'm a fucking ledgend. I've been insulted by Bridwell, got really drunk with Mark Wilford, disgusted Stevie Swenson, made Jack Tackle and Jim Donini shake their heads, pissed on Rat more than once, called "Richard" Cilley "Dick" so many times that he doesn't like me (either do Peter Puget or Victor), smoked mass pot with John Stoddard, consumed lots of beer with Daryl Hatton,blindly fired off Kit's 50 caliber rifle, soloed the smear drunk off our asses at midnight with John Tarver, known Russ Erickson since before we could drive, and been written about in "Off Belay" as being a climbing rowdy. And no, I'm not JY.

J Blakley: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" - Franklin D Roosevelt Not W. Churchill, you frigging moron!

Brian, Don't judge "Hayduke Lives" by the cover. While I think that "Lives" is Abbey's weakest work (he was dying when he wrote it), he most probably had nothing to do with the selection of the cover, and was in fact in the grave. My favorite Abbey book is the clearly autobiographical "Coming Home", also written while he was dying. But while most of his efforts went into the latter, the former was a knock off for his fans. Lam, My beef with the pass program is that we are paying more in taxes than anytime in US history except WWII. Where is the money going? We are recieving less for more money.

I don't think Schmuck Fuck has ever even been to Darrington.

I went into REI to buy a fanny pack for my ex old lady, and the dude told me that fanny packs go in the front, and lumbar packs go over your rear. I corrected him that a lumbar pack is a expensive fanny pack, and fanny means "ass". He told me that my use of the word ass offended him. I told him that was possibily because he was a dumb ass. Fuck REI.

Myself and Tom Lykis would like to know if your "friend" got some ass, and did your "friend" spend less than $40 on these sluts?