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Talk about karma! It was my cam that ScottP found in Dark Crystal! I lose - I find - I keep even. Caspar: Screw you

We found a new style 3.5 flexible friend with green spray paint clipped to a new carabiner at Index on Sunday. It was just left in a crack. Somebody must have forgot to remove it. Please call 1-800-loser for its return

Thanks for the expert advice AlpineK. I thought those trees had really thick bark, so you couldn't hurt them. I know that when I climbed the tallest tree in King Co., it had bark about eight inches thick. Have you ever climbed the tallest tree in King Co?

Dick Cilley is a real person (ass). In the Valley in the early eighties, he went thru a phase where he wanted to be called "Richard", of course, we continued to call him "Dick". As was stated once, "the only thing Dick Ciley's parents could have named him better than Dick, would have been Asshole".

WOW! You really are something! I don't think that even Fred Beckey, Jim Nelson, and Pete Doorish have done ALL the BIG climbs of the NW - COMBINED! I bet you have done some of the big aid climbs of Yosemite - like Reeds Pinnacle Direct! And now you are heading to Alaska. Is this going to be a BIG FIRST ASCENT or something? I thought the West Butt was a trudge, certainley not NEWSWORTHY. I sure am looking forward to your daily webcasts! You must be professionally succesfull also, because why else would you need sponsership for a trip that could cost SEVERAL HUNDRED DOLLARS! Having to pay for an extra seat for your ego must be a real bitch! What do you think Angela will be doing while you are gone?

I think your idea is stupid and without merit. As it is, class 3 to 5 is gradational, and represents an easily understood increase of difficulty. To further break up class 3 and 4 in just plain stupid. People who boulder realize that they are bouldering, and not half way up the north ridge of Stuart. And most people with even a little experience know that the distinction between class 4 and say 5.3 will be fuzzy. I like Bryan Burdo, but his system always seemed like re-inventing the wheel to me. If you can't sit at the bottom of a 5.9 offwidth and know that it will take radically different skill and mindsets than a slab, handcrack, or sport route, then you are a lame MF'er.

When me and AlpineK (but mostly me) went toe to toe with the MAN (bitches in this case) I was told that I was being charged with misdeminor criminal tresspass. How can not filling out a free day permit which has no effect on the operaton of the wilderness result in such heavy handedness? They claim that they need it to asses erosion, but you check erosion by looking at the trail, not counting pieces of paper. These Feds just love their power trips. Fuck em. I really got her mad when I wouldn't give her my social security number. I would have ended up in jail except the LEO had better things to do, and being a male, he also had a modicum of common sence.

Alex: You little scab! Kicking the ass of human horseshit like AlpineK is the work of highly trained professionals like me and my two buddies! Why don't you go practice snowplows while I plummel AlpineK