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layton

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  1. how's the toes? are you allowed into our country anymore?
  2. Yup, the snow is quite deep in places add another 1/4 to your time and LOOK OUT FOR EARLY SEASON CREVASSES BURRIED IN THE SNOW RIGHT NOW!!!!!! (from 'experience')
  3. layton

    Move over Prana

    sweet
  4. Joe Stock!!! Awesome! "Cathy! Cathy! I'm in a whorehouse Cathy!"
  5. layton

    Yoga Mammas

    wow! I watched that with The Who's "I'm One" along with the soundtrack they had and it went together perfectly. besides the retarded video, i highly reccomend putting on Quadrophenia and some techno at the same time. oops, i'm studying. bye
  6. maybe they confused tech cord with perlon.
  7. put your feet on a stability ball to maximize the training effect. up the ante by lifting one leg
  8. layton

    I'm outta here

    oh come on! we're all socially retarded or we wouldn't be climbers or posting inane worthless nonsense in a medium that was invented for mass porn distribution. which reminds me.....gotta go!
  9. i went into a gear shop to buy some 5.5 mm "tech cord" rated to like 5000 lbs and was about to be given regular 5mm perlon instead. i said no, that's not the same thing, so we looked at the rating of the 5mm perlon...9kn. I said no thanks, he insisted it was safe, some chestbutting ensued, and I bought the tech cord elsewhere.
  10. layton

    I'm outta here

    i called him but he was probably enjoying walking through tall grass, rainbows, and oompaloomps out in the real world.
  11. layton

    I'm outta here

    "As if you deserve an answer. Just consider that one of the consequences of your socially retarded behavior. Maybe it'll cause you to think before you speak next time. " omfg! some of you people are so easy to manipulate. I got got of the phone with LOngpause, her rebuttal should be very enlightening.
  12. layton

    I'm outta here

    So what happened? I haven't talked to MisterE to get the straight dope. Was it too much shit about Mox? Shotcreeting the lower malamute? He never really seemed to post anything particulary offensive or negative and is a really nice go-luck guy. And then he mentions he was bitched out about my wonderful post on LOngpause's fake pregnancy? what?
  13. thanks dude, thanks a lot! hows da weather????
  14. what's the narrowest diameter perlon you'd use for your anchor? (note: talking perlon, not super tech cord fancy stuff) I'd say 6mm for most, 7mm for more serious routes. never 5mm.
  15. I'd feel bad about hosting Mr. Beckey tomorrow night in PDX b/c he wants to go to a halloween party and I don't konw of a single one cuz i gotta study all de time now. So if you're having a fun halloween party with lots of cute girls for Fred to codger (any age) in Portland tomorrow night and don't mind him crashing let me know and i'll pass it on. otherwise he's gonna rub it in that i suck and mope around the house checking da weather.
  16. it's been a popular route with guides slogging early season clients up the baker horn while the clients sleep and dream of conquest. it's also in Jason and Alex's guidebook. Darin did it last year, provided the beta, yet nobody stepped up to bat (on this site at least). probably a snowy good time right now.
  17. Great point. But I destroy pretty much every piece of footwear from sandals to ice climbing boots in a year, anyways so might as well get a cheaper model. I'll worry about who makes what where when Americans start working the shitty jobs they complain that are being taken away. I've worked in several factories from gluing cereal boxes shut to assembling boat parts and i was the only "American" in there anyways except for the foreman with the assosiates degree in ashholery.
  18. and blowjobs every morning!
  19. layton

    I'm outta here

  20. When i (hopefully) get a pair i'll let ya know. Mentioning my name will not get you very far in this world.
  21. I would have to say every single day of summer adds up to my favorite thing i did this year! Specifically cliff jumping at Whatcom Falls in bellingham.
  22. layton

    I'm outta here

    ah come on, ya love it. things i've learned to keep the shit talking down are 1.)do not draw attention to yourself in any way shape or form (see #2) 2.)don't assume that people have a sense of humor, or can tell when you are joking 3.)don't assume that self-defacing will be viewed as such (see #2) 4) avoid hyperbole at all costs (again, see #2) as demonstrated, i don't follow the rules very well
  23. seriously? how? do tell.
  24. i'm hopefully demoing a pair this winter although for that price there basically a retail prodeal. look good
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