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  1. http://climbing.com/news/sichuanchina/ Our boys put up a couple super fun looking rock routes in China. Lots of locals in China this fall, wonder what the rest of the gang did?
  2. if i was a local anywhere i'd talk up some stupid crappy crag waaaaaaaay up on some hillside (maybe even one with like 4 pitches) and diss all the tourons by saying nobody has any sense of adventure anymore and i'd also wire every climb and go there with three hexes and tennis shoes and bullshit about the history of the area to anyone who remotely came withing earshot. And if any tourons actually did go and climb that stupid crag i'd get all territorial and then make em feel like spraylords if they so much as mention it to anyone else. that's what i'd do if I were a local!
  3. and it makes your teeth hurt
  4. I usually eat a 5 course meal spead out over 5 days. day 1: serveral cans of green beens or corn day 2: bowls of rice and soy sauce day 3: a bunch of salad day 4: several pounds of meat day 5: a few packets of ramen or make some sort of ghetto entre and eat that for dinner until it gets lamer and lamer as individual ingredients run out. or do the lonely puppy eyes when someone is eating or talking about dinner and get free food (happens multiple times a week, i have food serindipity).
  5. Mt Salem North Face
  6. This is the PNW, it's white everywhere all the time.
  7. I'll alert the local female population to relocate asap.
  8. I did a 2000' WI3 "somewhere" in the PNW in october once.
  9. Ah locals and their crags! Glad I don't surf.
  10. R U serious? slap some balls on suzy
  11. f'in rad! Lunger has the protype from 1977 we found.
  12. that's how he likes his MEN. sorry girls, guiding raineer isn't like baking cookies at home for the boys.
  13. layton

    I Can't Stay Away

    and MOX
  14. layton

    I Can't Stay Away

    mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox mox
  15. I love this song now! If i was gay, i'd be gay for Mark.
  16. thanks! i like the album sailing to philidelphia or golden heart the best so far though. neck and neck with chet atkins is pretty good too.
  17. anyone feel like emailing me 5.15am from the shangri-la album. i heard it's pretty good. i'll buy you a beer or something.
  18. "Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? I climbed Mox! I was in the bellingham herald! I'm Mike Motherfucking Layton, bitch!" This is my opening line at the bar with the ladies, or at a climb shop or gym with a new employee. It really works surprisingly well. that or, "I know MirsterE"
  19. If we can get Joe Stock to post, then the whole gang will have sunk to a new low. No, actually if we can get John Kear to post a TR, then the four horsemen of the appocolypse should be comin' round the bend. Nice job WEXX and Joe! Now where the hell have you guys been?
  20. how's the toes? are you allowed into our country anymore?
  21. Yup, the snow is quite deep in places add another 1/4 to your time and LOOK OUT FOR EARLY SEASON CREVASSES BURRIED IN THE SNOW RIGHT NOW!!!!!! (from 'experience')
  22. layton

    Move over Prana

    sweet
  23. Joe Stock!!! Awesome! "Cathy! Cathy! I'm in a whorehouse Cathy!"
  24. layton

    Yoga Mammas

    wow! I watched that with The Who's "I'm One" along with the soundtrack they had and it went together perfectly. besides the retarded video, i highly reccomend putting on Quadrophenia and some techno at the same time. oops, i'm studying. bye
  25. maybe they confused tech cord with perlon.
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