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AlpineK

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  1. I hear there's a lot of goat roping going on out in Enumclaw
  2. Baha men? Yes, when there's a cute chick involved, I'm willing to be a two faced piece of shit, but it's still not my kind of jazz.
  3. Double cool
  4. Trad climbing, especially offwidths, signify a normal hetrosexual desire. Sport climbing signifies homosexual tendencies ( not that there's anything wrong with that ) Bouldering signifies the desire to fuck chickens.
  5. FAG = Fuck Another Guide
  6. DON'T CLIMB RAINIER It's a stupid fucking lame ass mountain.
  7. I think the road is closing this week or next. Kind of sucks, or it might be a really good time to head up that way, as long as you don't mind walking on roads for a ways.
  8. There most certainly is technique to climbing off widths and chimneys. Arm bar, stemming, chicken wing....etc. However technique can vary wildly depending on your body part size. Also more than one technique may work The Fault was one of the first chimneys I ever led. After that buttlips then I don't know. Take a trip to Yosemite
  9. Sisu I have the great missfortune to have an uncle who fell in love with a mormon girl, maried her and converted. I've got like 20,000 mormon relatives now, and I probably know way more about mormons than you do. Believe me my dislike of mormons is well founded As I said earlier...Fuck off beotch.
  10. AlpineK

    DFA Sightings?

    Ah, man, cut the Doctor some slack, eh? It's about 900 degrees in here, it's too hot to climb out there, it's too hot to get any sleep ... lethargy, ennui, catatonia. Anyway, familiarity has bred contempt for the verbose and lengthy twistings of wit of days gone by, which postings were mostly lost on the sub-average sub-basement-dwelling sub-humans at which they were directed anyway. Also: 1. Who has some good under-10-dolla' white wine recommendations for this ungodly hot weather? 2. Try the New Zealand sharp white cheddar down at Wild Oats. Delicious, and not such a crude, in-yer-face sharpness as most sharp cheddar. A smooth sharpness, if you can imagine such. Swell on quesadillas or solo. Fuckin wine snob.....fuck off
  11. Last time I checked Mt Adams was nowhere near the north Cascades.
  12. She is beautifull! And she is a good singer, but I have to agree with Dru; I'm not into that kind of jazz. She doesn't enough
  13. I'm sure he told you he loved you, but did he give you a reach around. are you jerking off to every post you make? so certainly seem too be laughing at them, but i am sure that no-one else is. Don't you worry faceshitter there are lots of people laughing at you and not with you.
  14. It's been my experience over the past 20 years that most rangers think that they own the park and do everything they can including lying to keep folks out of, "their," park. The same could be said of the FS
  15. I'm sure he told you he loved you, but did he give you a reach around.
  16. Faceshitter
  17. Isn't that just like a woman. You find a cute wild creature, and all you can think about is domesticating it.
  18. Cman and I climbed Backbone Ridge on Sat the 19th. We left town on friday evening and stopped at CJZ's place to borrow some wide crack pro. At 3 AM we started hiking to Colchuck lake. At about half way up the hill to the lake there was enough light to switch off our headlamps. We got to the base of the rock and scrambled up to the start of the climb just as sun was hitting the tops of the peaks. I lead the offwidth, and I was glad to have 2 giant cams. Even with the cams I still had to run it out quite a bit. The crack was super fun though with good rests on knee jams. Cman led the next pitch which was alright. We got a little off route, but with a little downclimbing we got back on track. The next section of the ridge was pretty forgettable, but we eventually got to the fin. The climbing on the fin was really good. nice face/crack climbing on the first pitch. The second pitch has some great crack climbing, and the third is a really cool traversing pitch. After some more low 5th class stuff we scrambled to the summit. The hike down was uneventfull. The hike down from Asgard pass was painfull, but after that and some more hiking we got to the car at about 8 PM. Cman did a good job driving us back to Seattle, and I was spraying on CC by 11 PM
  19. I'm not sure how true this is, but I've heard turtles carry salmonella. Enjoy it but don't touch.
  20. The truth is Bush and his handlers are only interested in short term profits for their friends. They talk about, "compassionate conservatism," but it's all bullshit. Look at Bush's speach about the National Park System. He talks about fixing the infrastructure while he slashes the budget for the parks. For you conservatives out there consider this; GW ran 2 (I believe) companies into the ground as CEO, and he only got that position cause his daddy pulled some strings. Environmental issues fly in the face of short term profits, however in the long run a healthy environment is crucial for a strong economy. in case you get involved fuck off Goat
  21. Yes, but not as retarded as you. are you serious? this is pretty close to the i'm rubber you are glue rhetort just a lil worse... I'm just trying to talk at a level your mind can comprehend.
  22. Me too! I'm tired.
  23. AlpineK

    KILTS!

    Utilikilts are gay.
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