Ok. Now that we're in spray I just wat to tell you, Scott, that you're a total wanker.
I'm not dissing some guy that almost got himself seriously fucked (and still might lose fingers and toes), but I will diss you you fucking fuck.
I'd say that a better career choice than guiding would be a job with the navy. I hear the homeport needs someone to suck start the aircraft carrier and support ships.