AlpineK

I'm not sure I've ever heard of anyone taking diamox on Mt Adams before.

I've got the 2004 Stihl callendar...if you only knew what I was talking about you wouldn't be so smug about stone nudes.

It's been a while since I've been there, but Enterprise and the Wallowas are

This is all I have to say to you wankers...especially CBS and Marylou

Shit man Clinton's been out of office for almost 3 years and you've still got your panties all twisted up over him.

Even people with really good eyesight get all screwed up in white outs.

Yes it will consolidate the snow. You just don't want to be part of the consolidation.

I'll believe anything that validates my consumption of coffee

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I give money to the Sierra club...Not because I like the Sierra club but because Fairweather hates it so much.

Gemini.

Trask bought a pony farm.

You're closer to this Jay The one on the right that is.

I think Trask is mad cause his sperm count has dropped by over a half in the last 10 years.

You have a point Lambbeotch, but it kind of gets lost in your bragging about how bad ass you and your buddy are.

I would never and have never carried a bolt kit at D town. I might carry one if I was doing a FA. I've virtually never carried a bolt kit in the alpine either.

I just throw mine in the back. I'd be more worried about road spray on your bindings. I've got a canopy so that's not an issue for me.

Sorry

Well, now that a good chunk of the thread ended up in spray, I apologize

Scot'teryx

That was me bitch...whatcha gonna do.

Oh no, I figured out Scott was a total wanker 2 days after I met him one saturday at Muir. I'm just reaffirming my beliefs.

Ok. Now that we're in spray I just wat to tell you, Scott, that you're a total wanker. I'm not dissing some guy that almost got himself seriously fucked (and still might lose fingers and toes), but I will diss you you fucking fuck. I'd say that a better career choice than guiding would be a job with the navy. I hear the homeport needs someone to suck start the aircraft carrier and support ships.

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Most of the times I've skied the Alpental bc or Baker for that matter I had no: shovel, transiever, probe poles, or partner. I would advocate that people who go into the bc have a good understanding of avy hazard and a good sense of terrain; however the only way to gain real experience is to go out there and do stuff. Taking classes and reading instructional books help, but to truly know what you're talking about you have to go out and ski. Hopefully you get experience without getting smacked down too hard. PS I hope someday I'll get over being cut from your ski buddy list scott