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AlpineK

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  1. Trask bought a pony farm.
  2. You're closer to this Jay The one on the right that is.
  3. I think Trask is mad cause his sperm count has dropped by over a half in the last 10 years.
  4. You have a point Lambbeotch, but it kind of gets lost in your bragging about how bad ass you and your buddy are.
  5. I would never and have never carried a bolt kit at D town. I might carry one if I was doing a FA. I've virtually never carried a bolt kit in the alpine either.
  6. I just throw mine in the back. I'd be more worried about road spray on your bindings. I've got a canopy so that's not an issue for me.
  7. Sorry
  8. Well, now that a good chunk of the thread ended up in spray, I apologize
  9. Scot'teryx
  10. That was me bitch...whatcha gonna do.
  11. Oh no, I figured out Scott was a total wanker 2 days after I met him one saturday at Muir. I'm just reaffirming my beliefs.
  12. Ok. Now that we're in spray I just wat to tell you, Scott, that you're a total wanker. I'm not dissing some guy that almost got himself seriously fucked (and still might lose fingers and toes), but I will diss you you fucking fuck. I'd say that a better career choice than guiding would be a job with the navy. I hear the homeport needs someone to suck start the aircraft carrier and support ships.
  13. Arkansas State Residence Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (Check appropriate box) Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_)Unemployed Spouse's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___ Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box) ___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_ Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_)The National Enquirer (_)The Globe (_)TV Guide (_)Soap Opera Digest ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe: (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable Color of teeth: (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know
  14. Most of the times I've skied the Alpental bc or Baker for that matter I had no: shovel, transiever, probe poles, or partner. I would advocate that people who go into the bc have a good understanding of avy hazard and a good sense of terrain; however the only way to gain real experience is to go out there and do stuff. Taking classes and reading instructional books help, but to truly know what you're talking about you have to go out and ski. Hopefully you get experience without getting smacked down too hard. PS I hope someday I'll get over being cut from your ski buddy list scott
  15. AlpineK

    Happy Birthday TO YOU

  16. Lummox's point went way over your head there pal.
  17. I made some chili last night. It sure didn't smell as good the second time around.
  18. I would say that making comments like the one you did while someone is lost and possibly dead is in poor taste. Making a rapid judgement with limited facts is wrongheaded. This is why many people here hate it when the news media take a story involving a climbing accident and put their uninformed spin on it.
  19. I find it funny that the two least experienced skiers Catbirdseat and Scot'teryx are the ones being the most judgemental. Accidents happen to everyone that is human. The very nature of most accidents is that the victim did at least one wrong thing coupled with bad luck. I suggest the two of you (CBS and Scotty) think long and hard about your own lives before you jump all over someone else.
  20. AlpineK

    Hey Fairweather

    Viva la revolution!
  21. Yeah you southerners are great. Slavery Lynching KKK I sure wish I was from the south.
  22. Southerner are stupid.
  23. AlpineK

    Mabton Burger

    Quit fucking whining.
  24. Well Dave, some of us partied till 3AM and still got to ski light fluffy pow.
  25. Fairweather While I share your distaste for the extreme elements in the environmental movement, Without organized advocacy for protecting land things would be different around here. In fact before the North Cascades National Park was established a mining company had plans for an open pit copper mine within the park boundaries that, at the time, would have been the largest open pit mine in the world. As to wilderness areas in parks, I highly doubt that Camp Muir is in the wilderness area in Rainier Park. Having the west side road closed to driving may in fact be a good deal considering how many people access stuff off the road to Paradise. At Denali National Park the whole north side of the mountain is a wilderness area yet you can land a plane on the SE fork of the Kahiltna. I think if you look long and hard at your true beliefs you'll find that the political party you love does not have your best interest at stake. If there was oil under Mt Rainier I bet your buddy GW would be pushing to drill for it. I know there are plenty of radical enviro types that don't have your best interest at stake either...I'm with you on the middle fork road.
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