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Oh shit! We better bivy here brah!

They're fairly close you closet prog rocker.

All I can say is I'm a little shocked that Dru knows anything about the Lamb. I figured he'd have a shitty attitude about old Genesis.

I'm glad it's a funny story. Because if we had gotten hurt, it wouldn't have been. Now is anone else here man enough to admit to a funny story? Your right if somebody had gotten hurt you just would have been a dumbshit. Nobody got hurt, so it sets up a clasic comic situation. Here's a funny story: Last evening we were walking down from Bridge Creek Wall in the twilight. The light was getting very faint and the trail was not much more than some randomly spaced cairns. Every once in a while we'd stop to get our bearings and someone would say, "what would Gary do in this situation." Go rent a Faulty Towers DVD. John Cleese was the main actor, but he was also the main writer, and he'd write ever episode so that he ended up being the biggest idiot in the show. It's funny stuff and you could learn a lot...Embrace your dumbness Gary.

Some people hadn't heard the story, and some stories stay funny.

Yeah, but he knows that every time he gets a ride to the mountains it's going to get harder and harder to sneak out from paying for gas.

Did anyone talk to the horse?

The future is all going to be like that shitty movie Lawnmower Man. Instead of climbing we'll all put on interactive suits and move our hands around a lot.

I'm a little late to this fight but what the fuck. First off whether what Peter says is right or wrong I know he likes to argue, so I have a jaundiced view of his statements. Secondly Matt is a lawyer, which means he has an advanced degree in twisting the english language to suit his purposes and up his billable time. CC.com a club? I'm not sure what the fuck a club is, but if I were to guess a club is something you decide to call a club. This ain't no club. All cc.com is is a bulitin board where people read and sometimes make posts. Sometimes the people get together and climb or drink beer or both. Anyone can post, so there are Mounties posting, Boealps posting, and WAC's too. There are also a lot of people who just climb. Some of you people get really worked up by the word, "Accident." Let me tell you that accidents happen. If you drive a car you are very likely to get in an accident at some point. If you get in a lot of accidents well maybe you should change your driving style, but it ain't the fault of the driving club you belong to. There are a lot of accidents in the business I'm in because it's dangerous (duh) well climbing is dangerous too. If it's like the business I'm then statisticaly you are likely to get hurt in the 1st year as you're learning and there's another spike of people who have worked for 7 years. Basically when you learn to do something dangerous getting hurt is part of learning and after you've become comfortable doing something you are prone to get sloppy. Anyway accidents happen and wringing your hand saying it's because of the group you hang out with is fucking retarded. Speaking of retarded Mounies are retarded; not because they get in a lot of accidents, but because they cary too much into the bc, wear silly cloths, and have, "Assistant First Aid Leaders." note: just to be honest I was a mountie when I was 14, but I dropped out of the intermediate class at 16 and haven't looked back.

I skied the bowl on the east side of Chair Peak yesterday. There was some great corn in places and funky avy debris in other spots. I was back at the car at 10:30 AM and I don't think the corn lasted much longer. There'll be some good corn on Monday at WA Pass (if they open it and the weather turns out as promised )

Maybe I'd have to hear the song Dru, but that's no Gil Scott Heron.

dude that's just not cool.

I like this so I thought I'd paste the whole thing The revolution will no be televised You will not be able to stay home, brother. You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out. You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip, Skip out for beer during commercials, Because the revolution will not be televised. The revolution will not be televised. The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox In 4 parts without commercial interruptions. The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary. The revolution will not be televised. The revolution will not be brought to you by the Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia. The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal. The revolution will not get rid of the nubs. The revolution will not make you look five pounds thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother. There will be no pictures of you and Willie May pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run, or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance. NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32 or report from 29 districts. The revolution will not be televised. There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers in the instant replay. There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers in the instant replay. There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process. There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving For just the proper occasion. Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and women will not care if Dick finally gets down with Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people will be in the street looking for a brighter day. The revolution will not be televised. There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock news and no pictures of hairy armed women liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose. The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb, Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth. The revolution will not be televised. The revolution will not be right back after a message about a white tornado, white lightning, or white people. You will not have to worry about a dove in your bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl. The revolution will not go better with Coke. The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath. The revolution will put you in the driver's seat. The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised, will not be televised, will not be televised. The revolution will be no re-run brothers; The revolution will be live.

Managed to avoid useless pseudo-alpha-male chest beating on spray. Huh, that doesn't sound nearly as cool as this:

Mark's hung a hogs head from a route at Index 3 years in a row. What have you done for the climbing community? Well what have you done punk?

Mark it was very short sighted of you to pick Shultzy as a friend that might be willing to pitch in. Dave's just here for the free beer.

Actually after looking at em here are a couple more good ones. #1 #2

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I never wore a helmet when I was under 12 and look at me...oh wait bad example.

Two choices: 1) Go fuck yourself. 2) You're from Montana, so maybe you should seek out your father, "Mr Wooly," the sheep.

JZ bought a telescope so he can lure you out into a remote field at night so you can, "look at the stars." You have no friends

Rat is a Norwegian/monkey....not human...therefore not your friend. Randy is a sex pervert...he probably wants to screw you. TFM is a blond airhead only interested in how you can help him. Shultzy is brain dead. You have no friends.

I guess we know who the truely sensitive people are. Not that we didn't know a few of them already.