while we are talking about gyms...
what about the assholes who circle the parking lot, looking for a spot close to the front door so they don't have to walk far. WTF? You're going to the gym for exercise, what is an extra 100's of feet hurt?
i've noticed that phenomenon for years! then i noticed how many folks in my gym were actually tubby little bastards...
They do that for bragging rights.
You'll be like, "dude check out my sweet parking spot...I'd like to see you pull that move."