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AlpineK

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  1. while we are talking about gyms... what about the assholes who circle the parking lot, looking for a spot close to the front door so they don't have to walk far. WTF? You're going to the gym for exercise, what is an extra 100's of feet hurt? i've noticed that phenomenon for years! then i noticed how many folks in my gym were actually tubby little bastards... They do that for bragging rights. You'll be like, "dude check out my sweet parking spot...I'd like to see you pull that move."
  2. AlpineK

    Climbin

    I fell off a ladder onto concrete.
  3. AlpineK

    Climbin

    I didn't get an ok from my doctor, but I did 3 pitches of climbing last night at Stone Gardens. Nothing too crazy; a couple 5.5s and a 5.6. I'll have an interesting talk with my physical therapist on the subject. The important thing is it felt really good
  4. Give me time to get in shape, and I'll kick some ass.
  5. He might need to contact Dwayner about dry tooling with a sauna sausage.
  6. It sounds like you had a good trip. Thanks for posting it.
  7. Maybe they could have a 3 way spaceguy + spacewoman + robot They could bank off the videos.
  8. When I was working in Boulder that dude wanted me to drive a load of wood chips out to some crag that he was working on. I told him we'd dump chips in his driveway and not make a 2 hour drive.
  9. Sadly I don't remember Sparky
  10. That should be a good fight.
  11. Stick with english mesurements...you know you want to.
  12. She had to go to space to find a guy worth fighting over.
  13. AlpineK

    Is this legal?

    Do you know exactly how your child will behave. Let me answer that for you....you absolutely do not know. The vacine won't do them any harm even when they do live up to your ideals. Plus like Decristo said above what if they get raped by somebody who is spreading the disease. Don't you want them to be protected. Another analogy is you probably have health insurance. In an ideal world you'll never have to use it, but it foolish to do without some back up.
  14. I'm not a huge Prince fan, but he did put on a good halftime show.
  15. All I have to say is FUCK THE METRIC SYSTEM pound, foot, yard.....that's where it's at. I remember on climbing trip to the Canadian Rockies where this carpenter told us they sell everything in metric. The problem is a 4X8 piece of plywood gets some idiodic metric measure, but its a 4X8 piece of wood. If they wanted to be truely metric they would sell stuff in even metric measurements. Face it you Canucks use english measurements whether you like it or not.
  16. AlpineK

    drunk spraying?

    No thanks
  17. Anything left with a skull on it.
  18. AlpineK

    Kevbone

    One can only aspire to being a bozo.
  19. AlpineK

    Kevbone

    Are you a bozo?
  20. AlpineK

    Kevbone

    The piece opens as a special bus appears, carrying a group of tourists along a typical suburban street. When the bus stops, vegetable-shaped holograms appear out of thin air and begin singing a song to entice more people to board the bus. At this point, the main character, Clem boards the bus and takes an open seat next to one of many bozos on the bus. The bus soon resumes its journey and proceeds to its final destination, a World's Fair-like exhibit comparing the past and future. Once there, Clem joins other tourists in various interactive exhibits, including one that asks Clem his name. When he hesitantly responds "Uh... Clem", the computer accepts this and refers to him from that point onwards as "Uh-Clem". The automated exhibits finally lead to the President of the United States, which is a computer given a voice reminiscent of then-President Richard Nixon. When Clem reaches the front of the line, he turns out to know the right things to say to the computer to break through its defenses ("This is Worker speaking. Hello.") and ask questions it can't answer ("Why does the Porridge Bird lay his eggs in the air?"), finally causing the "President" to shut down. When this attack fails to bring down the Fair's main computer system, Clem creates a holographic image of himself and sends it in to electronically confront the master computer, "Dr. Memory".
  21. AlpineK

    Kevbone

  22. AlpineK

    Dumping

  23. AlpineK

    Dumping

    Bye bye construction debris. The yard is clean, and it feels good to dump a load.
  24. AlpineK

    Kevbone

    Now now boys, fighting's out of style. Fun's where the fairs at...in the future that is.
  25. I'm not in love with it, but the sausage biscuits are ok...It's not the best ever, but it'll do.
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