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I tend to not hang out in my muddy bike clothes so brown stains don't bother me, except when I'm gripped. I take the greenway across the sellwood bridge. Nicest commute of anyone I know. I've ridden home with a guy who rides out to LO. I assume he rides the shoulder of 43 which to me just seems heinous.

Why were you belaying her on a boulder? Speaking of Classic Crack (different thread), I was climbing this route at Broughton's which is pretty short and tops out on a ledge. There is an upper portion that continues the climb via a face and has about three bolts if memory serves. Most people just do the crak then rap off. Well, I got to the ledge and my belayer was chatting with another guy standing next to him AND smoking a cigarette. Not seeing the writing on the wall, I called out "climbing" and continued up the second part of the climb. When I clipped into the anchors and yelled "off belay" I looked down to see his incredulous face staring back at me and the rope lying on the ground. He took me off belay when I had yelled "climbing". He bought the beer that night. I since learned from other people that this guy is notorious for inattentive belaying. I haven't climbed with him since.

Sadly, there really isnt a lot of trad in the Portland area. Beacon is the best place but as Chris pointed out, its closed due to raptor nesting until July. Pick up a copy of Portland Rock Climbs for more detailed info. Tim Olson just re-issued it.

Hillbilly rapist. (Isn't that redundant?)

quote: Originally posted by trask: I think it's time for "Pube Club Orgys". Maybe then the bambolas will come out in force. Or Dick Pumpington ("just use dick").

What are you doing to that poor dog? Did the gimp break free?

WRT Eagle Creek: once you get past Tunnel Falls the crowds drop off. You can make a big loop (sort of) by connecting with the PCT at Wahtum Lake and then heading back north towards Cascade Locks. I did this as an overnighter many moons ago. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one (maybte its too long?) but the Timberline Trail around Hood is another crowded classic. This time of year might not see a lot of folks on it though since there is probably still quite a bit of snow in various places. Now that I think about it, maybe thats why it has not been mentioned yet. D'oh! The whole gorge area is one big trail system. You can link together different segments to create your own loop. Good luck and have fun.

Carolyn-- Last time you were here in sunny portland you stayed across from the VERN?!?!?? Perchance you were staying with some friends of mine. I used to live right around the corner from the Vern. I don't recall it serving BUD though. I was strictly a Hamms drinker there. As for camping in the gorge: I've spent many nights along that area and never stayed in an established campground. I think some of the parks charge the wilderness pass fee (I know Eagle Creek does or did the last time I contemplated an overnighter there) to park there. Since I won't pay the fee I didn't park at any of the trailheads. There are literally hundreds of camping spots along the gorge trail system and you can easily avoid people if you practice common sense. I camped one time at the top of Dog Mountain to watch a meteor shower at a time when the only trail options were "difficult" and "most difficult." That case of beer got mighty heavy by the time we reached the top.

Tell him I want my pipe back. Biotch.

TG & WIll were on the east side of the mountain; airmoss (sp?) on the west. The wind usually hits Hood from the west thus the east side is in the lee. This probably explains the difference in snow conditions. I may be wrong on this but my (faulty) memory seems to tell me that the east side is usually more prone to avy danger then the west side. Sounds like everyone had a good time.

Aside from all the good advice already given, you can rent at REI, Oregon Mountain Community or The Mountain Shop. Be sure and take your boots with you so they can not only make sure your boots are ok with the crampons but also to size them correctly for you.

Will, you are now my new hero (for a day). Theakston's Old Peculiar is easily one of my most favorite beers.

Around these parts Will, its Rainier Verde or Rainier Rouge that is the industrial beer of choice. Next in line is Hamms, closely followed by PBR. Not that you can tell the difference at that point. Although I don't have a harley, nor do I ride a "hog" (squeal like a pig boy), I've downed many a pint of Hamms with fellows who do. Ride hogs that is. I seem to recall they weren't terribly particular about their beer. Cannabis was a whole 'nother story. My favorite quote from Hunter S. Thompson's "Hells Angels" was when he asked one of the Angels why they let homosexuals hang out with them at biker bars. The Angel is quoted as saying "Look, I don't care who sucks my dick, as long as it gets sucked." Somehow life just seems simpler on that side of the fence.

Is the Monkey still in biz?

I got an inflatable one I'm smuggling (snuggling?) in. Its called the "Love Ewe". Maybe I'll see you boys at Pro Row.

quote: Originally posted by Bug: We'll see you on our way down. We are three doing the Full Rib alpine style starting May 18. "Alpine style" is a relative term in Alaska. No double carries and no sled. Can you say hemeroid? We only did one double-carry on the West Butt (acclimitization carry from 14 to 16). We used one sled. That was a BAD idea. If I had it to do all over again. . . I guess you won't be taking a lot of beer with you. See ya in Talkeetna. Look for the pink "action" suit.

Which route are you doing on Foraker? You doing the entire west rib or the "riblet" (a.k.a upper west rib)?

quote: Originally posted by iain: If you're x-treme like Twight it replaces your 45 minute gu session and you're happy for it because you're suffering on salty snot. Suffering? Thats nutrition bro. What I want to know is if you eat a booger mid-climb, is it considered aid? If you are alpine climbing you let it freeze and use it for teeth cleaning later on.

quote: Originally posted by sk: Look it's SOCM, some scrusty old man!!!!! Um. . wouldn't that actually be "SCOM"? Rob "hukt un fonix"

Good call on Pro Row. Man, I never remember that place. Several guinness + sharp, pointy objects + electricity = darkness I blew the circuit breaker at Horse Brass once. What kind of a moron puts a dart board adjacent to an electrical outlet?

Tugboat is cool and has the added bonus of being adjacent to Mary's in case you want to gape at enhanced breast tissue after lubing up on beer. Places downtown have the negative of parking difficulties though. I used to work for McM. I'm pretty much done consuming their beers but they usually have a deschutes or two on tap. I think someone should just make a decision and run with it. A lot of positive feedback on the Lab so far. If its a nice day, being outside would be cool. I can bring my dogs and we can watch them hump each other. Maybe Timmy will want to bring his camera? I'd call it but I can't guarantee I will be there.

The lab is fine if you sit outside. Inside is too noisy to carry on much of a conversation unless you're right next to each other. I've spent many memory-less nights at the Spaceroom. And various places within staggering distance. Bridgeport in NW is another option. Pizza sucks but good beer. I'm not too fond of the burbs so if you go there its unlikely I will be in attendance but don't make that a deciding factor. A couple of ideas for meetings are: Dot's Alameda Ale House Horsebrass Black Cat Barley Mill

I'd offer up my house but not on a Thursday night. Might have to wait until I get back from Alaska.

Is "charbonneau" now its own city? "Pro Row" is Produce Row. Located in the industrial eastside by the river in, oddly enough, historic Produce Row. Few blocks north of Montage essentially. It actually was one of the first McPubs and the only one I am aware of that was later sold. Does the Kingston still do fries with gravy?

quote: Originally posted by iain: So you would recommend dealing with BD direct...perhaps I will try that. Absolutely. When you talk with them, let it be known that you really need a quick turn-around on replacement and they'll get it to you right away. I've never had to wait more than 5 days when I've followed this strategy.