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He who smelt it dealt it.

In other news... workplaces across the Pacific northwest report unprecedented productivity this afternoon.

Reality has a liberal bias.

I have seen quite a few of these bogus "letters" -- supposedly written by Robin Williams ("The US will apologize to the world for our interference in their affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, and the rest of those good old boys."), Andy Rooney ("I am sick of Political Correctness and all the suck ups that go along with it."), George Carlin ("I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor."), and many others: Paul Harvey, Dennis Miller, Jay leno - along with military leaders. They're all of a conservative bent, and they're all supposedly given more gravitas because of the unexpected author. Its no coincidence that the only ones who actually believe them are the sort of people who think the fox network is a legitimate news source.

I'd say the purported author is important when it is a retired Air Force general.

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/soapbox/chong.asp

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Ditto. As the crossing jerk snarked to me a few months ago, "A driver's license tells me where you live, not where you were born." Made me glad I had 230 pounds of dogs barking at him from the back seat. DL + birth certificate always works fine for me.

IIRC, carl lewis tested positive for greg louganis during the LA olympics.

Sorry if my sarcasm above was too nuanced. Guess I should have said "Lance didn't work with Dr. Ferrari in order to get his gazpacho recipe."

I certainly have musical skeletons in my own closet (Matthew Sweet, anybody?) - but the notion that there are Yes fans over age 15 walking among us is a source of great concern to me.

People who believe Lance never juiced are so cute! No, seriously . . . I heard Lance only collaborated with Dr. Michele "If it doesn't show up in the drug controls, then it's not doping" Ferrari in order to get his mother's secret gazpacho recipe.

How could you miss: White Bear Lake (a city in Minnesota), and White Bear Lake (a lake in White Bear Lake, MN)

My dog craps bigger than that.

steroids? test him for donuts!

I love when statements like this are made with no sense of irony whatsoever.

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Idiots, puffing the chronic would be much better than booze on a space flight.

Surely you mean "assault and a sock full of batteries"

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. -Fran Lebowitz

Today's tour update: when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

That dude should be on the top 1000 greatest but has no place on the top 100. IMO. And just for guys like you, God created Eddie Van Halen and parachute pants. :[]

Here's a little taste of j mascis for ya: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kaHcQm7NEI