tvashtarkatena
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"You're not going to shit right for a month" love.
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Kentucky fried love.
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Love in the Time of Collard Greens.
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Warm leatherette love.
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Cold, hard, bone white love.
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Ann Margret swimming in baked beans love.
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Love means interstellar amorphous ice irradiated by super novae
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Interracial cowboy homo kind of love.
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Love for sale.
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Muskrat love.
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Unspoken love.
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Jungle love.
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Love means never having to say "You smoked all of it you fucking whore!?"
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If it's a diamond ring, would that be carbon dating?
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That's called stalking. for love is gentle and love is kind the sweetest flower when first it's new but love grows old and waxes cold a fades until it smells like poo
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Love means never having to shoot your partner's face off.
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Love cannot be calculated, but it can be graphic.
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Love means never having to say "You're one sorry assed motherfucker."
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Love means lots of improbable proteins.
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I don't carbon date anything older than a million and a half years.
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Love means never having to say "you want me to do WHAT?"
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Love means never having to carbon date the Grand Canyon.
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Love means never having to say "i hope you die in a pool of blood shit and cum"
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Maybe he'll get de-boninated.
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