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There are guys that don't get head out there? Fuck me...that must really suck.

No man in his right mind would ever want two wives.

Well, gosh, I, if you say so...jeez...I wuz jus tryin to...why won't anybody solve my puzzle? No one likes me....

thanks, you're right. i definitely could've stepped it up a notch but tvarsh's snivelling doesn't really merit me putting much thought into it. Snivelling? Creepers, what'd I ever do to you...Jeez...

51% of women are living without husbands

AAAAAAAHHHHHH! (that's a buzzer sound). Next....

You know the rules. No hints. Time's awasting. If somebody can do the Sunday NY Times crossword puzzle in under 2 minutes, you can do this in 2 centuries.

No one has taken a crack at my really easy puzzle. Now I'm not mad, just...dissappointed. In all of you. It's a snow day. Even if you're at work, we know you're not working. Come on, give Kevbone a break. He's only got a century. Help a bone out.

I'll give you 2 centuries for this one.

that's definitely a 'using the carrot' approach.

No smilies. Nice, clean delivery.

Swaaaaaayyyyyyyyyt....

Love means never using a banner program to wish someone a happy birthday.

Thank you sir... may I have another? - +

Jebus, everybody's in love with everybody today. Where's the hate?

"No" said the sadist.

You, we love...to torture.

Perhaps W will try another crack at liberation before he punches the clock.

"Sorry, my tits got in the way of my brain."

If you figure it out, be sure to tell Archy.

No hints.

Someone's got a bad case of PMs. Get it?

I'll give you exactly one century to figure it out. Ready? Set? Go.

Arch...I dont assume she is dumb. The reality is I dont care either way...I just like looking at her. She is beautiful. Quit while you're a'head'(get it?). The last guy that pissed her off would up dead in a pool of blood shit and cum"

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