tvashtarkatena

You're boring too.

You haven't seen me, however. BTW, when's our pullup contest? YOu may be dumber than a houseplant, but I here you can crank in that department.

Every once in a great while there's a post that's so far out of the loop that it can no longer be considered part of our solar system. Congratulations, Rudy.

And where does your pasty ass fit in to all of this?

Doesn't advertising cost money on this site?

You're boring.

Funny thing is, my comments were purely an attempt to get people talking about football...in a football thread (that's how it started). I (correctly) suggested that most of the loud-mouth types on this board are even less capable of talking football than they are talking about climbing. It was a challenge...with the goal being to stimulate football talk. I think that the game was interesting, but what the Giants did was incredibly special. What we end up with is yet another cc.com thread degenerating into absolute trash with the usual a-holes leading the charge. Another funny thing...you claim I'm all washed up for "real climbing" and arbitrarily claim that mt. biking doesn't qualify. I offer to climb off the couch and show you what "Mr. Glory Dayz" is all about and you punt. Icicle Ridge sounds super, if you're still interested when it melts out. I assume you're talking about doing it on mountain bikes. And here's another challenge: I'll bet I can do your hardest boulder problem with a watermelon tied to my ass. [/ Um...this is punting to you? What's the matter, you can't walk anymore? I'll PM you so everyone else can get back to football. I'm sure the irony of your "loudmouth" comment isn't lost on anyone, Bolt Boy. Oh, and my dad can beat up your dad.

...and the bells are ringin out on Christmas day!

Greeeeen Acres is the place to be....

NONFACT: there is a procedure used in processing gaint squid to make them edibble. FACT: You are wrong. I learn so much here.

I read too much into your post, too. Positive vibrations, mon.

Beware the noodly appendage.

This is a joint US/Mexican action involving US legislators, that includes manhunts within the U.S., and therefore a domestic issue.

Um...N.O.W. deals only with domestic issues. That's why it's not called I.O.W. Dumbass.

Christianity is hardly unique in this respect. Islam also portrays Allah as being "always right" and perfect in every way. Islam, like Cristianity, also attracts those who have no idea how to live a life by their own construction. Islam goes so far as to say that men must wear beards, women must be veiled lest they arouse the male libido, you can't be in the same room with a dog, you can't touch a woman to whom you aren't married, and you have to wipe your ass with your left hand only. I wouldn't know, I've never read the Koran nor had any Islamic religious training. Have you? I won't claim I've "read" the Qur'an, but I've "looked" at it enough (you can listen to recitations on teh interwebz) to know its general contents. Plus, I've read a lot about Islam and have talked for years with Muslim friends. Plus, my father spent the last 30-odd years (1968-2000) of his career in the Middle East working/dealing/interacting with Muslims on a day-to-day basis, and has shared his experiences with me at length. So in that respect, I'd say, "Yes, I would know." I've mused over your posts for a long time, tvash. You seem to be an intelligent, informed individual by most measures. You'd even be surprised at how similar I believe our philosphical/spiritual viewpoints to be. So why always the antagonistic attitude from you? Can't a guy ask a simple question around here without everyone getting all huffy? Jebus.

Ahhh....that sheds a little light on why your belayer on Triple Couloirs got hypothermic. Perhaps you should warn your climbing partners about your skill level so they know what kind of belay parka to pack! He got hypothermic while he was leading up the Hidden Couloir, not while I was leading. Dumbass.

Of course, the true message of that bumper sticker is "If you're not a Christian, you're not forgiven." Hence my fundamental problem with the Christian cult. No matter how you slice it, it's an "us versus them" philosophy.

Yu wan flies wit dat?

Big Man Wu!

Now there's some Celtic dentition for ya.

Well, I do post TRs and participate in the ice climbing forum, if, in fact, that's damning evidence on a climbing website. And, when certain inexperienced wankers bring up my TR pics out of context with ill-informed critiques, I educate them. I also respond when ill-informed postings concerning the ACLU come up. Unlike yourself, I'm not afraid to make my positions very clear and open for debate, and that includes calling you on your frequent bullshit. As for my speaking engagements, no, the subject of climbing has never come up. My audiences do most of the talking, actually, and we tend to stay on topic. The post- talk feedback I get has been very positive, by the way. Thanks for fantasizing about it. I'm flattered.

Scree and slide alder is for pussies. Devil's Club is the preferred route on occasion. Slide cedar, gooseberries, hornets, and blackflies. Now there's a beautiful combination.

Someone needs a good schtupping again. yeah? so? i'm high maintenance. got a problem w/that??? What we have here is a target rich comeback environment.

Someone needs a good schtupping again.