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Well then. That solves that one.

I can see the concept of a penis pass as being useful in some instances. As in, for example, "I'm eating a bon bon right now dearest and therefore cannot allow your penis to pass my lips whilst I chew".

It used to be that all our senators did was take a few harmless bribes. Somehow along the way, some fucking idiot came up with the idea of the 'hard working senator'; now they do maximum damage as many hours a day as they can remain awake, which means the rest of us will have to work 3 times as hard to undo or just survive the damage they do. Thanks, senators. Fucking pricks.

an traded it in for a '73 Subaru!

You gotta admit, that was a good one.

i don't think i would like being married to you. I don't think there is very much compromise there. There's plenty of compromise. She could clear her shit out before I get back, for example.

I just tell the wife I'm leavin' for an unspecified period, and that I may or may not be drunk when I get back.

Never heard it before, but if you want to talk about your cucumber, you've come to the right thread.

He's about all I need to know on the subject....

He's SUPERPARTISAN! and ACTIONABLE-MAN all in one!

Whether or not we project power effectively, we sure as hell project better fashion sense.

I'm surprised this thing isn't sporting big ole spoked landing gear all hanging down punk ass an shit.

And what's with the "doggie boner" turboprops? Tuck those things back in!

And, hey Ivan, sorry for noticing, but if you're going to put tales the size of Rhode Island on your bombers, how about bumping up the size of the star a bit?

This is a TU-95, the bomber that did the overflight. I mean, Jebus, it doesn't even have jet engines. I've seen pre-school drawings that look more dangerous. Some threat.

Or maybe you were just being a prick.

tvash, I'm assuming that you're referring to me by that remark, so I'll bite that bait... Since I do not ever intend upon becoming a Muslim (or a Jew, or a Bhuddist, or a Hindi, or Zoroaster, or returning to any form of Christianity, or any other religion for that matter), the first best option of self-immersion is not open to me by my own volition. The next best option, personal observation of the source material, is also problematic for me, since I'd probably be killed within a few days for expressing any sort of contrary opinion in their host country. So I'm left with but a paltry third option, that of reading what I can about the subject material, from as many varied viewpoints as possible. Do you have some other option which I might employ to better educate my stupid fucking white moronic ass on these matters? Dood, you're so paranoid. After all, I used a plural. But you get my point. None of us knows jack shit about Islam, particularly in its hundreds of various incarnations, but we sure like to spray about it alot. Is there a token Muslim in the house? Can I get a Muslim?

No one's going to post birthing videos are they? Please God...please no....

From what I've read, heroin and having a bullet removed are both far more satisfying than sex.

Why should we be entitled or able to project power? And why shouldn't China or Russia check our ability to do so? Last time I checked, an overflight by a friendly country wasn't justification to shoot down the offending aircraft. Come off it. Get real.

??? jmace, you married? Ever been? There's a difference between being led around by the nose ring by an attractive and available woman in the hopes of getting laid, and exhibiting behaviors toward your betrothed largely predicated upon matrimonial expedience and familial serenity. The difference may be minute, but it exists nonetheless. Put simply, I never cow-towed around my (now) wife when we were dating and/or engaged just to ensure that I got laid, but now I do things/have considerations for her that I never had before we got married. Sometimes, looking back, I wonder why she ever agreed to marry such a self-involved schmuck. Friends say I've grown since those days... One difference might involve the use of the term "penis pass".

Senate passes bill expanding spying powers, granting immunity to telecoms

So where's your apology, douchebag?

especially if they're moronic

is bigoted nonsense, and inconsistent with your subsequent statements you'd last less than a week in an islamic theocracy Do you ever just shut the fuck up? It's funny how these Islam threads never have a single Muslim participant...just a bunch of stupid fucking white morons who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground regarding that topic. "Oh, but I've read a lot about it..."