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I bet if you punched that counting crows guy in the face he'd cry real woman tears

I like you, Stewart

honest mistake, but actually Ron Paul craps his pants a lot more than old man McCain, and at least John doesn't wear fake eyebrows.

Some people are allergic to bees, we should poison all of those, too.

We have plenty of money, we just spend it poorly. Imagine what we could do if we stopped giving our money away to the military-industrial complex and the financial lobby! We could probably fund our social programs, fix our infrastructure, AND cut taxes. Eisenhower was right. We didn't listen!

Yes, but he still "reigned in spending" more than you or I, didn't he? It would seem most conservatives would consider this to be a good thing. I'm still genuinely confused why republicans don't like Obama. He's more of a republican than Bush was (which isn't saying much, I suppose) If I spent 900 million and you spent 1 trillion, and jon spent 1.1 trillion, it seems to me that jon's "share" of the spending is way less than my "share" of the spending. Sounds like spending less, to me. You couldn't blame Jon for the 900 million *I* was responsible for. You could only blame him for the spending he added to the pie, which is less Not a hard concept

sandpaper? jesus christ. can't you buy chemicals to neutralize the oil? They sell it in lotion form. You can put it on before, and after, exposure. The blisters themselves are just an allergic reaction, once you've washed the oil off there is no need to pop them, and the stuff inside is not the poison, it's lymph/pus or whatever.

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Bright-Sided: How the Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America

Please don't go squirting roundup through the woods.

Keyboard solo @ 2:50 [video:youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFG0OI0TOb4&feature=player_embedded#!

I just had some chicken for lunch! YUM!

in 1972, Deep Purple got the Guinness record for world's loudest band when they reached 117 dB during a concert. Three audience members lost consciousness.

sweet!

orange garage-sale northface rain shell, going strong for like 10 years now. "ex officio" pants from value-village -- another 10 years so far. wal-mart pup tent -- functionally equivalent

that is poison oak, not poison ivy.

really cool presentation on the slide: http://www.for.gov.bc.ca/ftp/RNI/external/outgoing/Marten%20Geertsema/landslide%20papers/11%20June%202012%20Lituya%20Mountain%20rock%20avalanche.pdf

"salty breath" lol. I missed that one.

Yeah, totally. Back when I was climbing, I was using an 11mm Bluewater for general cragging, and I'm pretty sure the damn thing will outlast me. Heavy, though.

Come on, you guys can do better than this

I've down climbed torment after getting injured, it pretty much sucked ass

To be fair, that was a joke. Didn't it seem satirical enough? I'm sure that having even one less firefighter makes SOME kind of difference, unless they are all worthless. The fire chief kind of sounded like an idiot with his "we couldn't have done anything even with all the people in the world" -- in that case, why bother having a fire department at all? Not sure why the pole thinks this is your fault, though. Did you campaign to get rid of the fire department, or something?