StevenSeagal

So in your house, at the same time we'd hear "WAH! WAH! WAH!" from the baby's room, we'd hear "OUI! OUI! OUI!" from the den?

For one, it means you probably had to change your sheets this morning.

Yeah, Bruce never quite reached his potential.

I hate the police too. They think they're Above the Law. \ You want me to handle this?

Yes there are...we've read all your FA reports in the journals. Ooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Your's was less an admission than a dimly lit bulb trying to light up. I lit it up for you. I'm only pointing at the moon. Don't look at my finger. Look at the moon.

Gee. You think?

Yeah. I called for some backup. If I'm calling for backup, it's REALLY bad.

Why don't you and pink go down to the gym and pump each other.

Yeah. Don't you realize this thing where we lose all control of the country and armed civilians are actively killing one another in daily battles is just a "phase"? It's a difficult phase, but a phase nonetheless. The next phase, when the government is sacked, genocide erupts, and fighting spills over borders into other countries, that will be a difficult phase also. But it's just a phase, don't call it a war. There isn't really any killing happening either- everyone is just defending themselves from terrorist murderers. We'll defeat those murderers. But it takes time. It's hard. I know that.

Buy this. Buy it now. No need to thank me. Merry Christmas.

Ahem. Reality check. Here's you and your "excellent" salad tossing "musicians" on boys night out: Here I am opening for BB King: I can sympathize with your jealousy, but your music is still a clown punch. sickie

You listen here Mr. Punctuation or whatever your name is- I've branched out into some diverse roles, pal. And I'm a musician too- would you like me to sing for you? I sing the blues.

This thread has gotten as stale and overplayed as all the music described. It's a Butt Thread about Butt Rock. :ass: :ass: :ass:

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My top 3 in Seattle: 1) Peets 2) Cafe Ladro 3) Uptown Espresso

Best names: Vantage: Rolfing My Dick Josh: Brown Squeeze Yosemite: Way Homo Sperm Burpers from Fresno

Candy colored tangerine streamlined flake baby

So you like to watch kevbone punching the clown?

As someone who is frequently Under Siege by Mr. kevbone, I'll say this: I look forward to his posts every day, because in addition to giving me daily opportunities to go Out for Justice, it is highly amusing and unusual to see someone day in, day out, putting the "Kick Me" sign on himself rather than having it done by someone else. Who else here provides that sort of easy entertainment? I hope he isn't Marked for Death. Well...sorta.

Q:What do you call a guy who plays the skin flute? A: kevbone sickie

Looks like a certain thread just went off Into the Sun. Not even any Exit Wounds. How's that for Justice?

The best terrorist is the one with the most virgins.