Choada_Boy

If man were meant to drink his own piss, his dick would be long enough to reach his mouth. Why waste any delicious urine by pissing all over your own face? Potter's certainly painting himself to be quite the moron these days...

One thing is quite clear from this CT scan of your shoulder: You're GAY.

I just got back from my climb of the Delicate Arch. Here's a shot of me on the summit: Werner Herzog was kind enough to shoot the whole thing on IMAX, as you can see. Me and my Crew pretty much filled the Porta Potty after the barbecue. Werner got plowed and we kicked it over onto the door after he passed out inside of it, then we lit it on fire with the H3 flamethrower. He's probably still there. You should have felt the ENERGY!!

Myself, my shoes, my chalk bag, my HDDDVDD camera, my Hummer H3, and my flamethrower ARE Nature. You have no right to suggest that I leave Nature out of Nature!

At least he did it in the morning when the lighting was COOL!! That will look AWESOME on HDDVD. You'll be able to feel the POWER of the arch.

He should have covered the thing in white gas and lit it on fire from the summit. That would have looked COOL on Imax Dolby THX HDV. I can't wait to read the three page pullout in the next Patagucci catalog so I can find out how truly pure the experience was for him, and how it helped him to see BEYOND...

And what if you got hit by a METEORITE?? What then??? Best to STAY HOME, I guess, with so many ways to get hurt climbing mountains.

Die Hippie, Die! "Hippies can't stand Death Metal."

Dru has brought many a gerbil to many a summit. Of course, you'll never see the gerbil. It's WELL hidden!

"I read the front pages." Maybe he should try reading the WHOLE thing, get a good sense of what's going on out there...

Quit your sniveling and get a job. You've been in school for 23 years.

Hmmmm... The 'Ham does not need a "scene".

Good riddance to bad rubbish, both the "outdoor industry" parasites and the clots that think they can buy their way to the top like they see in the movies.

It certainly doesn't look like the pictures in the book this morning. I fact, it looks like a big 'ole cloud, with more clouds forecasted. Do you have any cloudtons? Yhe Sisters are as white as can be, and the general wind trend is SW==>NE, so I would expect the NR aspect of Baker to be a bit of a wallow, which, in addition to the increasingly complex challenge of the approach across the Coleman and Rosevelt and the forecasted weather, could make for quite an alpine experience for ya!!

Another reason why Seattle BLOWS: 144sqr' for $550 a month. Does it come with a free jar of lube and discounted rape counselling? I was renting a small house with a garage, outbuilding, and a YARD with a large garden and fruit trees for $525...

...take an inobvious trail to an indistinct blob of moss and lichen with a rock underneath. There are 18 routes to 5.12d. ... and don't forget to PRAISE JESUS!!!

I'm on my 23rd.

Hopefully people will KEEP thinking they need to shell out $8000 to get into climbing!

Maybe it has to do with PRICES! Not cheap to play the game these days...

I would suggest putting a plastic bag over your head and then a rubber band around your neck. The bag will simulate the oxygen deprivatiuon found at altitude and the rubber band will keep you from trying to quickly descend to "sea level" and getting the bends. I know this because I am a Doctor.

I hope they don't tear down the trees they planted along the Champs-elysees so that the Germans could march in the shade!!

I recently received a grant from BC Forestries and the Twixelptiluiptic tribe to consult on the restoration of the Stawamus Chief to the condition it was in when the First People made their way over the land bridge from asia. The result of our efforts can be seen below. It should look even more impressive from the new Tram to the summit that is currently under construction. Before: After:

I think the West Face can be seen in the background here. Looks good, I suggest everyone take a try!! More details HERE

I agree. The B'Ham scene BLOWS. Terrible location, nothing to do close by, basically an awful launching off point for PNW and Canadian climbing. And the worst part is that there is no local crag clogged with annoying climbers spraying about all the routes they've done. Pretty lame, I'd never move 3500 miles to live there...

I just about pissed myself laughing during the "Climbing Instructional Video" when Fred was raking his lawn pre-trip. Priceless! The happy cloud bleeding out his ass must have went over big with the Mounties stalwarts, as well as the copious pics of before/during/after climbing heavy drinking. They got awfully quiet... The post-func got a bit out of hand, though. The lighting in the bar was kind of dim, but that's Mike in the lower right trying to scoop the pig nun.