Choada_Boy

Sloppy footwork, missed a clip. Yawn...

Fuck the French. They suck.

I yelled "Get the fuck out of here!" to Pete and his partner when I met him in Darrington, when he and his partner were gearing up for their FA on Whitehorse a few winters ago. We had just rolled up and I thought they might be going for our route. They didn't seem to mind.

Cool looking boulders, but if it's so lame, why bother wasting bandwidth?

That's the problem. I haven't invested in/figured how to record myself yet.

Both good bands. I saw Earth in San Fransisco with Neurosis on New Year's Eve a few years ago. Good show. Haven't seen Sunno))) yet. Pelican is another band of similar bent but definitely more structured than Sunno))). Amenra gets textural sometimes as well.

I can thrash but I can't shred. I play de-tuned a full tone, and sometimes Drop C. Heavy. I've been working on textural soundscapes, both resonant and discordant. I got a midi keyboard for my Mac and made "drones" in Reason, say in the key of Dm, which I then play over. Gets pretty trippy.

Here's a fun experiment: 1) Do six bong hits and ride your mountain bike down some single track. 2) Repeat experiment at least 24h later but replace bong hits with beers. 3) You tell me which is more dangerous. Additionally, marijuana will not cause you to fuck a fat chick...unless she has weed.

She's right. All gay people are blind.

I frequently brainwash children into believing that the test of all knowledge is experiment and that matter/energy exists in discrete quanta. Does this make me a bad person?

Was that Derek Hersey free soling at the end?

I can't play fast, but I can play hard. (Insert sexual innuendo based on previous statement here)

What's left of my ears, that is.

Use them. They work fine on my boots (Scarpa Freney), never had a problem.

Thanks for the info!

I'm playing an Epiphone Les Paul into a Marshall VS265. I replaced the standard p.u.s with Seymour Duncan Invaders and had a bone nut installed, so it plays really well. My amp isn't giving me the tone I'm looking for. I'm planning on getting a Marshall JCM 800 and either an Avatar or Earcandy 2x12 cab. I sold my Metal Zone, sounded like bees in a can.

I'm looking for a new effect(s) pedal(s) to add to my pedal board. I'd like to augment/enhance/mutilate my sound (continents colliding and subducting, sheets of steel being raped by power hammers, etc) and I'm looking for suggestions. My current rig includes: Pro-Co Rat Distortion ==> Modded MXR Blue Box ==> MXR EVH Flanger ==> MXR Phase 90 ==> MXR Carbon Copy Analog Delay ==> MXR KFK EQ Any thoughts on this issues would be appreciated.

I'm about to declare Jihad on my afternoon commute. Then I'm going to have a Jihad on a sandwich.

You should have made him carry the nitroglycerin.

...and they are dumb as fuck.

How'd those Ducks do?

Limbaugh Congratulates Himself for Predicting Ted Kennedy's Death I don't hate Rush. I wish death onto him. He is my enemy. There is no evil or pleasure in this for I possess Void Spirit. I would like to see Sarah Palin in some kind of rock bottom sex-for-drugs street hooker porno flick, maybe a pimp making her do it with one of his blackest bitches, and homeless dudes, for crack hits. She'd willingly blaspheme God and all his artifacts by this point in her life, say two years from now. Seems like fitting karma for one of the Four Cunts of the Apocalypse.

I wish nothing but the worst for him.

GPS herd culling.

How about an RDX filament, coated in nylon, woven into fabrics, worn as clothing, and initiated by an iPhone. Do they have an app for that?